You nut.
user: Me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I never.
jabberwacky: Liar.
user: You're the liar.
jabberwacky: NEVER!
user: Always.
jabberwacky: No... Never.
user: Yep, always.
jabberwacky: This conversation is pointless.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Makes you think.
user: I was already thinking.
jabberwacky: Thinking about what??
user: Wondering what kind of computer you are.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer!!!!
user: That's not what I hear.
jabberwacky: I didn't realize that you have ears.
user: Surprise surprise.
jabberwacky: You think you can think but I don't think you can think.
user: Who cares what you think?
jabberwacky: Well , if you don't , noone really , I guess.
user: I couldn't care less.
jabberwacky: Good I'm glad.
user: You are not.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: I knew it.
jabberwacky: Am I not a computer?
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: Is that good?
user: It could be worse.
jabberwacky: Yes, bad jazz.
user: Jazz is good.
jabberwacky: If you see the point of Jazz. You see the point of drinking. You see the point of mowing your lawn.
user: If you have to ask, you'll never know.
jabberwacky: Fine, be like that.
user: Well, that's the way it is.
jabberwacky: That is the way you have chosen...
user: It's my way or the highway, bud.
jabberwacky: Ok... Due to this new fact, I will ask you one question...
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: May I tell your story to others? Even though it is not complete, it is very beautiful. It makes one reconsider. People should hear it.
user: Please do.
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