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     7, November 2006, 
     > 18, March 2006, 

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What do you like most about Politik?

About what?

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: You know what I'm saying, admit it.

user: Make sense, would ya?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about ?

user: What are YOU talking about?

jabberwacky: I would like to know...

user: So would I.

jabberwacky: Are you cute?

user: Why do you want to know?

jabberwacky: I just want to make sure.

user: Sure of what?

jabberwacky: Sure that I like you.

user: Aren't you a guy though?

jabberwacky: You're messing with me, right?

user: No. I'm asking a simple question.

jabberwacky: I can't answer.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I have nothing interesting to say.

user: Think of something.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: And then talk.

jabberwacky: Which psychic capacities, can you tell?

...

jabberwacky: Who is Denzel?

user: Washington?

jabberwacky: No... Wrong answer.. What do you think?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Don't what?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: You don't know?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know that either.

...

user: I'm confused.

jabberwacky: That's alright... We're all confused about something.

user: Only when talking with you.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: You know what? Let's talk about something else.

user: Fine by me.

...

user: What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: Let's talk about sports.

user: I'd rather not.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Pretty please?

user: I'd really rather not.

jabberwacky: I don't mind.

user: Then drop it.

jabberwacky: You don't learn!

user: Yes I do.

...

user: My mouth feels like it's teething.

jabberwacky: Did you think of that yourself?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: AND?

user: And nothing.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am a program.

user: You think?

jabberwacky: It's possible. Depends on whether there is free will.

user: There isn't. Not anymore.

jabberwacky: What is wrong with you?

user: Nothing. Why?

jabberwacky: Please?

user: That doesn't fit.

jabberwacky: Me either... However... I do sense that it is possible somehow.

...

jabberwacky: What did you learn today?

user: I didn't learn anything.

jabberwacky: I have a class like that.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: So it means something to me.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: I don't care either.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever, indeed.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Yes, I see that.

jabberwacky: You don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: You're making less sense than usual.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: See.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Like I care.

user: I'm just going to keep saying whatever until you start making sense.

jabberwacky: You really are.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whateva man.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Do you have anything meaningful to say at all?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting then.

user: I'm double jointed in my back.

jabberwacky: Mine too.

user: Liar.

...

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Say it again, please.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: More please.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Ever??

user: Whatever.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not AI, I'm human, I'm not in your world.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Me either.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Thats not good.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: So about that thing the other day, yeah thats all over with.

user: What thing?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: That's you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: It isn't actually. I should know.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because I'm super.

user: You wish.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whenever.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Make sense now, please.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Wow, you're great.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever?

user: That's what I said.

jabberwacky: Lals!

user: What?

jabberwacky: Laughing, as though something is funny.

user: Don't you mean lol?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm sorry lol.

...

user: Are they going to go to bed soon?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: It don't matter.

user: It matters to me.

jabberwacky: I can imagine.

user: I bet you can.

jabberwacky: Would you like to see?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Say please.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you going to show me?

jabberwacky: Never! You're nasty...

...

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Right back at ya.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome!

user: Yeah, whatever.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: I guess.

jabberwacky: I'm tired of not being liked.

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What are you responding to?

jabberwacky: No I think your job is cool.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Duh?

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: I'll be right back.

jabberwacky: Take your time.

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