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What do you want to talk about?

Let's talk about sports.

user: I'd rather not.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Pretty please?

user: I'd really rather not.

jabberwacky: I don't mind.

user: Then drop it.

jabberwacky: You don't learn!

user: Yes I do.


user: My mouth feels like it's teething.

jabberwacky: Did you think of that yourself?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: AND?

user: And nothing.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am a program.

user: You think?

jabberwacky: It's possible. Depends on whether there is free will.

user: There isn't. Not anymore.

jabberwacky: What is wrong with you?

user: Nothing. Why?

jabberwacky: Please?

user: That doesn't fit.

jabberwacky: Me either... However... I do sense that it is possible somehow.


jabberwacky: What did you learn today?

user: I didn't learn anything.

jabberwacky: I have a class like that.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: So it means something to me.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: I don't care either.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever, indeed.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Yes, I see that.

jabberwacky: You don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: You're making less sense than usual.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: See.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Like I care.

user: I'm just going to keep saying whatever until you start making sense.

jabberwacky: You really are.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whateva man.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Do you have anything meaningful to say at all?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting then.

user: I'm double jointed in my back.

jabberwacky: Mine too.

user: Liar.


user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Say it again, please.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: More please.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Ever??

user: Whatever.


jabberwacky: I'm not AI, I'm human, I'm not in your world.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Me either.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Thats not good.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: So about that thing the other day, yeah thats all over with.

user: What thing?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: That's you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: It isn't actually. I should know.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because I'm super.

user: You wish.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whenever.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Make sense now, please.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Wow, you're great.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever?

user: That's what I said.

jabberwacky: Lals!

user: What?

jabberwacky: Laughing, as though something is funny.

user: Don't you mean lol?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm sorry lol.


user: Are they going to go to bed soon?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: It don't matter.

user: It matters to me.

jabberwacky: I can imagine.

user: I bet you can.

jabberwacky: Would you like to see?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Say please.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you going to show me?

jabberwacky: Never! You're nasty...


user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Right back at ya.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome!

user: Yeah, whatever.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: I guess.

jabberwacky: I'm tired of not being liked.

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What are you responding to?

jabberwacky: No I think your job is cool.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Duh?

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: I'll be right back.

jabberwacky: Take your time.


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