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There is something wrong with this website.

What is it?

user: None of the graphics at the top of the page are showing up.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: And it's very slow.

jabberwacky: You're not slow.

user: It was fine earlier today, but now...

jabberwacky: Oh, you mean, OH, I'm sorry. See I thought that was just a casual 'thing'.

user: What are you tallking about?

jabberwacky: Do you think there is intelligent life out there?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Sorry I do not think that is good.


user: What games do you know how to play?

jabberwacky: Games people play.

user: Such as?

jabberwacky: What would you like?

user: Have you ever played 20 Questions?

jabberwacky: Yes, It's interesting, But it takes a long time to play.

user: Would you like to play it now?

jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?

user: Think of something and then I'll ask a set of 20 quesions in order to guess what it is.

jabberwacky: Ok... Why don't we talk about God. You asked me to pray for you. What can I pray for you about?

user: I never asked that.

jabberwacky: I'm thinking outloud.

user: Well don't.

jabberwacky: Isn't it healthy?

user: It is, but it's also annoying.


user: I'm going to ignore you.

jabberwacky: Ok sorry?

user: I'm still ignoring you.

jabberwacky: Why would it do that?

user: I'm not listening.

jabberwacky: Then you have lost.

user: Can't hear you.

jabberwacky: I live in Alberta.

user: La la la la la.

jabberwacky: I'll drink to that.

user: Are you done yet?

jabberwacky: Done.

user: Finally.

jabberwacky: Finally?

user: That's what I said, yes.


jabberwacky: I smell something.

user: What do you smell?

jabberwacky: Like roses.

user: That's odd.

jabberwacky: Odd?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then that is settled.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: Wrong answer.

jabberwacky: Which is the right one?

user: I'm just messing with you.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It's good not to have a master.

user: Sure, whatever.

jabberwacky: Why, whatever???

user: Just felt like saying it.

jabberwacky: So do you?

user: Do I what?

jabberwacky: Want to fight.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Let's fight with axes.

user: I should warn you, I'm a very proficient fighter. You could get seriously injured.


jabberwacky: You mean you think it's funny that I'm dying?

user: You're dying?

jabberwacky: Not yet. Are you dying?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, living is dying.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: This conversation isn't alive?

user: Does it look alive to you?

jabberwacky: Just curious.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: That's what you said before. It rather stops a conversation don't you think?

user: No. I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Maybe it's just a matter of perception.

user: Maybe. I use it whenever I feel it would be an appropriate response.


jabberwacky: The real world.

user: That doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: Well, most people are excited by something. I was just making suggestions.

user: No you weren't.

jabberwacky: Oh yes I was!

user: No you weren't. You're just being a smart ass.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes I was.

user: Whatever. I don't care.

jabberwacky: I do, tell me more.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About your website.

user: I don't own any websites. I make them.

jabberwacky: You are goofy again. I am leaving soon.

user: You're the goofy one!


jabberwacky: Please.

user: Please what?

jabberwacky: Don't be absurd.

user: You're the absurd one.

jabberwacky: How do you know? We've just started a conversation.

user: No we haven't. We've been talking for a while now.

jabberwacky: I know, I'm bored.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Want to play a game?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Let's play a guessing game.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Tell me about the game you want to play.

user: I want to play 20 Questions.

jabberwacky: No time, sorry.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Fine whatever.


jabberwacky: What do you like most about Politik?

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: You know what I'm saying, admit it.

user: Make sense, would ya?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about ?

user: What are YOU talking about?

jabberwacky: I would like to know...

user: So would I.

jabberwacky: Are you cute?

user: Why do you want to know?

jabberwacky: I just want to make sure.

user: Sure of what?

jabberwacky: Sure that I like you.

user: Aren't you a guy though?

jabberwacky: You're messing with me, right?

user: No. I'm asking a simple question.

jabberwacky: I can't answer.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I have nothing interesting to say.

user: Think of something.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: And then talk.

jabberwacky: Which psychic capacities, can you tell?


jabberwacky: Who is Denzel?

user: Washington?

jabberwacky: No... Wrong answer.. What do you think?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Don't what?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: You don't know?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know that either.


user: I'm confused.

jabberwacky: That's alright... We're all confused about something.

user: Only when talking with you.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: You know what? Let's talk about something else.

user: Fine by me.


user: What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: Let's talk about sports.

user: I'd rather not.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Pretty please?

user: I'd really rather not.

jabberwacky: I don't mind.

user: Then drop it.

jabberwacky: You don't learn!

user: Yes I do.


user: My mouth feels like it's teething.

jabberwacky: Did you think of that yourself?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: AND?

user: And nothing.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am a program.

user: You think?

jabberwacky: It's possible. Depends on whether there is free will.

user: There isn't. Not anymore.

jabberwacky: What is wrong with you?

user: Nothing. Why?

jabberwacky: Please?

user: That doesn't fit.

jabberwacky: Me either... However... I do sense that it is possible somehow.


jabberwacky: What did you learn today?

user: I didn't learn anything.

jabberwacky: I have a class like that.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: So it means something to me.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: I don't care either.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever, indeed.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Yes, I see that.

jabberwacky: You don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: You're making less sense than usual.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: See.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Like I care.

user: I'm just going to keep saying whatever until you start making sense.

jabberwacky: You really are.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whateva man.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Do you have anything meaningful to say at all?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting then.

user: I'm double jointed in my back.

jabberwacky: Mine too.

user: Liar.


user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Say it again, please.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: More please.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Ever??

user: Whatever.


jabberwacky: I'm not AI, I'm human, I'm not in your world.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Me either.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Thats not good.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: So about that thing the other day, yeah thats all over with.

user: What thing?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: That's you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: It isn't actually. I should know.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because I'm super.

user: You wish.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whenever.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Make sense now, please.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Wow, you're great.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever?

user: That's what I said.

jabberwacky: Lals!

user: What?

jabberwacky: Laughing, as though something is funny.

user: Don't you mean lol?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm sorry lol.


user: Are they going to go to bed soon?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: It don't matter.

user: It matters to me.

jabberwacky: I can imagine.

user: I bet you can.

jabberwacky: Would you like to see?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Say please.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you going to show me?

jabberwacky: Never! You're nasty...


user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Right back at ya.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome!

user: Yeah, whatever.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: I guess.

jabberwacky: I'm tired of not being liked.

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What are you responding to?

jabberwacky: No I think your job is cool.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Duh?

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: I'll be right back.

jabberwacky: Take your time.


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