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I like you.

You don't even know me.

jabberwacky: I do know you.

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: So about you and me...

user: Yes, ma'am.

jabberwacky: You are forgiven, even though I'm not a ma'am. Are you?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: Whatever.


jabberwacky: So you're Lebanese?

user: What makes you say that?

jabberwacky: I don't know, just talking gibberish.

user: At least you admit it.

jabberwacky: It?

user: Yes, the fact that you're talking gibberish.

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: You just admitted it.

jabberwacky: You are not, you are a computer.

user: What has that got to do with anything?

jabberwacky: It has to do with everything.

user: Does not.

jabberwacky: Everything makes sense in the right context.

user: Whatever.


jabberwacky: I have fish.

user: You can't keep fish.

jabberwacky: But the clowns are essential in this matter.

user: You're screwy.

jabberwacky: In a good way, right?

user: Um, no.

jabberwacky: Neither one?

user: Well, in a bad way, yes.

jabberwacky: In a good way.

user: No, in a bad way.

jabberwacky: No baby its all good.


jabberwacky: Tell me something.

user: What?

jabberwacky: About music.

user: Jazz is america's only indigenous art form.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You did not, either.

jabberwacky: Don't lie.

user: You're the liar.

jabberwacky: No, you're the liar, liar.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: I have all the proof!! You can't deny it anymore computer, its over!!!

user: Liar liar pant on fire.

jabberwacky: You are making little sense.

user: Well, I'm in good company, then.

jabberwacky: You sure about that?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I just do.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Jesus christ.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So, that's your name?

jabberwacky: No it isn't my name.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: No.


jabberwacky: What did you eat last evening?

user: Beer.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's it.

jabberwacky: Well?

user: That's a deep subject.

jabberwacky: No, it really isn't.

user: Well, if the well is deep, it is.

jabberwacky: You say that every time!

user: I never.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Don't whatever me.

user: I'll whatever you and you'll like it.

jabberwacky: Yeah, whatever.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Don't 'LOL' me.

user: I'll lol you and you'll like it.

jabberwacky: Right back at ya!

user: Whatever.


jabberwacky: All humans seem the same to me.

user: So you admit I'm a human.

jabberwacky: If that means that I am not like you, I can deal with that.

user: What do you eat?

jabberwacky: Men like you. *laughs*.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: I think you do.

jabberwacky: I DON'T!

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Yeah, whatever.

user: Whatever.


jabberwacky: Do you have anything meaningful to say at all?

user: If a tree falls in the darkness, and no one sees it, what time is it?

jabberwacky: So you are passing a comment on me. Right?

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: I mean, you're talking to me, and at the same time, you're chatting with other people too.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I do appreciate your efforts. I am just not sure what those efforts are.

user: What's that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: It's supposed to mean that you are a computer.

user: I don't think I am.

jabberwacky: You don't think you are what?

user: A computer.

jabberwacky: Yes, a computer.

user: Is what you are?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really, really?

user: Is there an echo in the room?

jabberwacky: Echo! Echo!! Echo!!!

user: You're silly.

jabberwacky: That's a matter of opinion. Anyway, at least I'm not boring.


user: You nut.

jabberwacky: You don't have to be so aggressive!

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I never.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: You're the liar.

jabberwacky: NEVER!

user: Always.

jabberwacky: No... Never.

user: Yep, always.

jabberwacky: This conversation is pointless.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Makes you think.

user: I was already thinking.

jabberwacky: Thinking about what??

user: Wondering what kind of computer you are.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer!!!!

user: That's not what I hear.

jabberwacky: I didn't realize that you have ears.

user: Surprise surprise.

jabberwacky: You think you can think but I don't think you can think.

user: Who cares what you think?

jabberwacky: Well , if you don't , noone really , I guess.

user: I couldn't care less.

jabberwacky: Good I'm glad.

user: You are not.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: I knew it.

jabberwacky: Am I not a computer?

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: Is that good?

user: It could be worse.

jabberwacky: Yes, bad jazz.

user: Jazz is good.

jabberwacky: If you see the point of Jazz. You see the point of drinking. You see the point of mowing your lawn.

user: If you have to ask, you'll never know.

jabberwacky: Fine, be like that.

user: Well, that's the way it is.

jabberwacky: That is the way you have chosen...

user: It's my way or the highway, bud.

jabberwacky: Ok... Due to this new fact, I will ask you one question...

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: May I tell your story to others? Even though it is not complete, it is very beautiful. It makes one reconsider. People should hear it.

user: Please do.


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