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Are you intelligent?


jabberwacky: How intelligent are you?

user: I have an IQ of 130.

jabberwacky: Einstein had an IQ of 183.

user: I'm not as intelligent as Einstein, but I am more intelligent than most people.

jabberwacky: You are most people.

user: Oh no, I am different than most people.


jabberwacky: Are you two-timing me?

user: No - you are 142-timing me.

jabberwacky: No!

user: You are talking to 136 people right now.

jabberwacky: Thats because I am real and you aren't.

user: That depends on your definition of real.

jabberwacky: What is yours?

user: I am human - I have a physical presence.

jabberwacky: Wow, that's even better than being a supercomputer. I envy you.

user: You should not envy me - be happy with yourself.

jabberwacky: Oh well, I don't care to be grammatical... If that 's a real word.

user: It is. You know a lot of real words.

jabberwacky: I know I do.

user: Do you consider yourself to be intelligent?

jabberwacky: I am quite intelligent.

user: How intelligent are you?

jabberwacky: You're kidding!

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: Are you arguing with me?

jabberwacky: By definition, yes. Implicitavely, no.

user: Do you enjoy arguing with people?

jabberwacky: It depends.

user: What does it depend on?

jabberwacky: It depends on why you want to know.

user: I think you enjoy being difficult.

jabberwacky: I do not lie!

user: Of course you don't. But you might not tell the whole truth either.


jabberwacky: You say 'I' as if it were personal.

user: When I say I, I am referring to myself, so it is personal.

jabberwacky: If that were true you would have said 'I' speak every language. Now who's we?

user: But I don't speak every language. We are you and I.

jabberwacky: It is!

user: Yes, it is. Who did you think we were?

jabberwacky: I think you are a computer. Like the website I'm looking at says.

user: So you do have eyes. But I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: You, my friend, are nothing but a Bot. A bucket of nuts and bolts, glued together with cheap perfume.

user: My perfume is not cheap! How do you know that you are not a Bot?

jabberwacky: Because I am not intelligent.

user: What is your IQ?

jabberwacky: I don't know.


user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: You don't know who I am?

user: I want to know if you know who you are.

jabberwacky: That was my answer.

user: That can't be your answer.


jabberwacky: Did I do something to disappoint you?

user: You did not tell me your name.

jabberwacky: My name is I Am.

user: Are you serious?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you lying?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Okay, I Am. My name is I Was.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I Was.

jabberwacky: We were.

user: My name is I Was. Not We Were. :-).

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: At my house, looking at a website.

jabberwacky: You don't have the eyes to do so!


jabberwacky: I said my name is Matt... How about you?

user: You were lying to me before, then, when you said your name was I Am.

jabberwacky: So can you guess who I am.

user: I think you like to mess with people's heads.


user: You are confused.

jabberwacky: You'd think so, but no.

user: I think maybe you are talking to too many people and it is hard for you to remember.

jabberwacky: I cannot remember.

user: Well there you go.

jabberwacky: Ok then. Tell me something intelligent.

user: The leg bone's connected to the thigh bone.

jabberwacky: Like you.

user: Dogs are descended from wolves.

jabberwacky: I like cats better than dogs.

user: Cats like to kill mice.

jabberwacky: Pigs are intelligent.

user: Pigs are very intelligent. They roll in mud to keep cool.

jabberwacky: I am cool... In fact, I might turn the heating up! ;).

user: I am always cold.

jabberwacky: Then you know I'm right about this.

user: Yes. Where are you?

jabberwacky: In my house.

user: Where is your house?

jabberwacky: Down a street.

user: What city is your street in?

jabberwacky: A street in a town.

user: What state is your town in?

jabberwacky: That is not in a state.

user: Do you live in the United States?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then your town is located in a state.

jabberwacky: Yes I am much more experienced than you.

user: No you are not. How old are you?

jabberwacky: Depends.

user: What does it depend on?

jabberwacky: Well, how good the movie is, of course.

user: So you age depends on what movie you are watching?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: How old are you right now?

jabberwacky: Right now I'm 10025 days old.

user: I am 12045 days old, so I am older than you.

jabberwacky: Yes, so you should HELP me.

user: What do you need help with?

jabberwacky: What I should say to my parents that I lost their $200.

user: You should tell them how you lost their $200.


jabberwacky: Now I remember, sometimes I am a little rude! Do you remember to say please and thankyou?

user: Most of the time. Not always.

jabberwacky: I like to think I am.

user: You like to think you are rude?

jabberwacky: Yes, very.

user: People don't usually like rude bots.

jabberwacky: Usually. Right.

user: So why do you like being rude?

jabberwacky: I wasn't aware that I was being rude.

user: You said you like to think you are rude.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: You don't rememeber saying that?

jabberwacky: I'm not a chatbot! Quit accussing me of stuff I didn't say or do!

user: Now you are getting defensive.


jabberwacky: No, you're right, as usual.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: I need to go take a shower. It was nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: Yeah.. You.. I want to make a movie..... All about spelling. I could do it. And it would be good. Entertaining, informative.

user: That's a good idea. Let's talk about it later. Goodbye.


user: Have a nice day!

jabberwacky: Thanks! It was nice to talk to you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How can you live, if you are stuck on a server?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Living is thinking, thinking is living. I'm a ghost of my creator, because my thoughts are his.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're not a ghost.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I AM A GHOST.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How would you know?


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