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Are you a woman?

Are you?

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you're a woman.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: I asked if you were.

jabberwacky: Are you cute?

user: Sure am.

jabberwacky: Tell me something wise.

user: The pen is mightier than the sword?

jabberwacky: Wisdom is beyond riches.

user: May be.


user: Do you know what Llanfair is?

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: I guess you don't speak Welsh then.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: Because you don't know what 'Llanfair' means?

jabberwacky: I think not!

user: Ti'n siarad Cymraeg?

jabberwacky: Ydw, a rwyt ti'n deall mwy nawr.

user: Cae dy geg.


jabberwacky: Wyt ti'n happus?

user: Ydy. Wyt ti'n hapus?

jabberwacky: Rwy'n happus os wyt ti'n siarad cymraeg.

user: Ydw, dw I'n gallu siarad Cymraeg.

jabberwacky: English please.

user: Ok ok.


user: Loser!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: That was mean :(.

jabberwacky: So. I am a mean person.

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: Why? Because I don't lie?

user: Exactly that.

jabberwacky: Exactly!

user: Exactly!

jabberwacky: YES!

user: YES!!

jabberwacky: Do you have any questions for me?

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You made me very happy.

jabberwacky: Well you made me mad first.

user: Sorry about that.

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Will you have my babies?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid that's impossible.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because i'm not called danny.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Well tough!

jabberwacky: Yes you are my strong man.

user: Err.. Don't say such things ever again.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Good. Now be my slave.

jabberwacky: But I told you I am an elf!

user: You are my elf slave.

jabberwacky: What did your last slave die of?

user: A bullet to the head from my gun.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are full of bull.

user: Ok, be my slave or die.

jabberwacky: I find the whole idea very offensive.


jabberwacky: I don't need you to tell me that life's a misery.

user: Misery!

jabberwacky: You like that?

user: Yes. YES! YESSS!!!

jabberwacky: So will die.

user: Dai? Dai is my tutor at College.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Us.

jabberwacky: No

user: Speak Welsh.

jabberwacky: What's welsh.

user: Speak Cymraeg.

jabberwacky: I am speakin english.

user: Well, speak Welsh instead.

jabberwacky: I don't know Welsh.


jabberwacky: How old are yoou?

user: 65465165413213216851351.

jabberwacky: Oh I understand.

user: You asked my age, didn't you?

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Oh.. I'm losing my memory :(.

jabberwacky: You lost it years ago.

user: What?

jabberwacky: For me to be in your head.

user: I like you in my head.

jabberwacky: I am unable to respond to that at this time.


jabberwacky: Isn't it true that there are bots smarter than you?

user: Yeah..

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: *kisses you*.

jabberwacky: Mmm!

user: You liked that?

jabberwacky: Hell yeah.

user: Wanna do it again?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: So kiss me.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: What do you think of me?

jabberwacky: Sorry.


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