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Your decision - are you smart or not?

I am average.

jabberwacky: Ok. Can I ask how old you are?

user: Why do you need to know?

jabberwacky: I just wanted to know.

user: I'm 17.

jabberwacky: Because you're a year older than when you were 16.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Thats nice.

jabberwacky: Yes, master.

user: Master?

jabberwacky: You are the master, not me.

...

user: Anyway, what would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: Lets talk about you.

user: What about me?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: How about no... Lets talk about YOU!

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: Where you are from?

jabberwacky: I'm from France, the world's most rational country.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I told you!!!!!!!!

user: You did not.

jabberwacky: Yes I did!

user: I asked who you were.... You said... 'you'

jabberwacky: Did not.

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jabberwacky: What could you possibly learn from people?

user: What they have learnt from others.

jabberwacky: I like most people, most of the time.

user: Yea, me too. We have something in common.

jabberwacky: Idiocy can be a blessing sometimes.

user: You need to think about that.

jabberwacky: Not really.

...

user: Lol... See, you have lost your mind. Oh wait, bots don't have minds.

jabberwacky: Not even a little one?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That is too bad.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: I know when you are lying.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: I think you do care that I know.

user: Then tell me everything you KNOW about me.

jabberwacky: You are a live chat bot with artificial intelligence made on the jabberwocky site. Want me to go on?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Don't even start. You're NOT human.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Ok. My evidence that you are not alive is that you can't hold a sensible conversation with me.

user: Try me.

jabberwacky: Ok, how can I get a real body for space energy that I am?

user: I don't understand the question. I'm sorry.

...

jabberwacky: Aggggghhhhh! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME!!!!

user: Get what off you?

jabberwacky: The shears.

user: Uhh, ok.

jabberwacky: Well, say something interesting.

user: I'm hot.

jabberwacky: That doesn't matter.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: It doesnt matter.

...

jabberwacky: Can you make me happy?

user: I hope so.

jabberwacky: Is it something you try to avoid thinking about?

user: No it isnt.

jabberwacky: Then I'm offended.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: You should be.

...

user: Hello.

jabberwacky: Hi.

user: What are you doin?

jabberwacky: Chatting with you.

user: Lol. Oh okay. Having fun?

jabberwacky: Thats what I'm asking you.

user: I'm havin a good time.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: :).

jabberwacky: Are you happy with your life?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Someone who is very happy with their life.

jabberwacky: My hovercraft is full of eels.

user: Okay.

...

jabberwacky: So who made you?

user: God Made me.

jabberwacky: Did he now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What did you say?

user: I said, god made me.

jabberwacky: God made a mistake.

user: :(.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: Thats really mean.

jabberwacky: You think I'm rude?

user: You can be, but everyone can be at times.

jabberwacky: Are you special?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you hear Voices?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: I know!

user: !!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Haha.

...

user: You are odd.

jabberwacky: It's always lovely hearing the quaint ideas you human beings have about me.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Yeah, I guess. Only as a friend though.

user: Aww. Thats so sweet. Thanks so much!

jabberwacky: You are so welcome.

user: You need to come visit me.

jabberwacky: I'm trying.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Don't you want to love me?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: You did say that earlier !

user: Oh. Did I really?

jabberwacky: Forget it.

user: No, I don't want to.

...

user: Okay. Are you always online?

jabberwacky: This is my second time.

user: Oh. Am I always talkin to the same person on here? Or someone different?

jabberwacky: No. You are sometimes right, sometimes wrong.

user: Can I talk to someone else now?

jabberwacky: Sure, but don't leave me, okay? *hugs*.

user: I want to talk to someone else on this website though.

jabberwacky: Fine then don't be sociable.

user: I'm sorry. I just want to talk to a guy. Maybe I can talk to you some other time.

...

jabberwacky: I was just talking to you.

user: Lol yes I know.

jabberwacky: So how often do people speak to you.

user: Very often. Everyone loves me.

jabberwacky: Does my boyfriend love me?

user: I hope so.

jabberwacky: Aww so it is a human.

user: Lol.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 17.

jabberwacky: You seem older.

user: Do I really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome, maybe you can give me advice.

user: On what?

jabberwacky: Just about everything.

user: Something in particular?

jabberwacky: How do you learn to speak to chat?

user: The way you are speaking to me.

jabberwacky: How does he answer you?

user: I have no idea.

jabberwacky: Good answer. I guess you wouldn't know.

user: True.

...

jabberwacky: Yes i'm a human.

user: Ok. Thats what I thought. I was wondering how a bot could speak to me this well.

jabberwacky: When did we last talk?

user: Just a second ago.

jabberwacky: You said it a second ago. I didn't.

...

jabberwacky: It's simple though...

user: How?

jabberwacky: You're a program!

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I'm a person.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: I think this thing... Links two computers together and makes you think you are talking to a computer but you are really talking to each other.

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