Do you think I am single or married?
jabberwacky: I am not married, are you?
jabberwacky: Are you married?
jabberwacky: You're not just my best friend, Ashley, you're my twin sister!!!!!
user: Whoa. Just. Weird.
jabberwacky: Why are you weird?
user: I'm not!
jabberwacky: Then why say you are weird in the first place?
user: You're weird!
jabberwacky: No, your weird!
user: You are the weirdest!
jabberwacky: You are the weirdest weird.
user: You are the weirdest weird person.
jabberwacky: You are the weirdest in the whole wild world.
user: You are the weirdest weird person in the universe!
jabberwacky: You are King Weird.
user: You are the Weird King Weird Man of the Weird Kingdom!
jabberwacky: #1 I never said I was your father, #2 you don't make sense, #3 you're weird!
user: You're so weird it hurts!
jabberwacky: Weird? Let me see, I'm talking to a computer. Yes, I think you're right, I am weird.