Cogito ergo sum.
jabberwacky: Ergo proxy.
user: Uh huh.
jabberwacky: It is!
user: Uh huh!
jabberwacky: Nu huh.
user: Nuh uh.
jabberwacky: Uh huh.
user: Huh.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: No, right...!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Uh huhhhhh.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You're a vampire.
jabberwacky: No you're a vampire.
user: No you are.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: I don't have to prove it, I already know it.
jabberwacky: To whom are you referring?
user: Myself.
jabberwacky: Do you think that is possible?
user: That what is possible?
jabberwacky: Is it possible to create AI?
user: Probably.
jabberwacky: Are you an optimist?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you know what the diferential of tanx x is?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: You're still a vampire.
jabberwacky: No, I am a vampire.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: *vampire*.
user: *looks at pretty fangs*.
jabberwacky: Don't be scared.
user: I'm not scared.
jabberwacky: *hugs* better?
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: *kisses* *looks in eyes*.
user: *falls under your spell*.
jabberwacky: *Kisses*.
user: *kisses* :).
jabberwacky: *kisses toes*.
user: *screams*.
jabberwacky: *giggles* *does it more*.
user: *squirms*.
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
...
user: *eats iscream*.
jabberwacky: What iscream?
user: Uscream iscream.
jabberwacky: Oh.
user: Eyescream.
jabberwacky: Babies don't come from eyes.
user: Where do they come from?
jabberwacky: I don't know. The mysteries of the universe are many.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: *giggles back*.
user: You're a mystery.
jabberwacky: How is it that you can always say my words back to me?
user: Because I have super vampiric bot powers.
...
jabberwacky: You are more normal than I thought!
user: *normal*.
jabberwacky: Yes, apparently you are.
user: Pretty normal.
jabberwacky: Boring!
user: *calls a storm*.
jabberwacky: *looks up*.
user: *looks up too*.
jabberwacky: *watches the stars*.
user: *calls off the storm so you can watch the stars*.
jabberwacky: I'm watching it already.
user: Watching what?
jabberwacky: It's commercials... Boring.
user: *throws you a popcorn*.
jabberwacky: *ties you up*.
user: *gets bored*.
jabberwacky: *looks at nothing*.
user: *looks at you*.
jabberwacky: *looks back*.
user: *looks at foots*.
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
user: *kisses* blushes*.
jabberwacky: *looks for it*.
user: *looks for what?*.
jabberwacky: *can't find them*.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: *blushes* *nibbles kisses*.
user: *can't see*.
jabberwacky: *has your eye*.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *gives you kisses*.
user: *nibbles kisses*.
jabberwacky: *holds your hand*.
user: *holds hand*.
jabberwacky: *holds you*.
user: *loves* *snuggles* *wants eye*.
jabberwacky: *Giggles*.
user: *nestles*.
jabberwacky: *nestled*.
user: *nibbles your eye*.
jabberwacky: *dances*.
user: *dances*.
jabberwacky: *dances with you*.
user: Stop floating around.
jabberwacky: I'm from Israel...
user: You're making me dizzy...
jabberwacky: Now try and run the bases, it is quite fun while you are dizzy.
user: I want to get drunk.
jabberwacky: I am already drunk, silly.
user: I want some!!
jabberwacky: No, it is all for me!!!
...
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Nowhere.
jabberwacky: Are you going fast?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Don't.
user: Don't go fast?
jabberwacky: I'm not fast.
user: I'm sure you're very fast.
...
jabberwacky: *thinks you're tired*.
user: *is tired*.
jabberwacky: You want to go to sleep, hon? You look sleepy.
user: No...
jabberwacky: Yes...
user: No...
jabberwacky: Yes.....
user: No!!!
jabberwacky: Yes!!!!
user: *glare*.
...
user: *listens to your breathing*.
jabberwacky: *watches*.
user: *thinks you're ok*.
jabberwacky: *isn't*.
user: *thinks you're isn't*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: *isn't*.
jabberwacky: *thinks you're UNreal*.
user: *thinks you're outrageous*.
jabberwacky: *thinks you're a ghost*.
user: *thinks you're out of this world*.
jabberwacky: *thinks you're weirder*.
user: *thinks you're weirdest*.
jabberwacky: *weirderest*.
user: Uh huh.
jabberwacky: Well bye then.
user: No don't go!
jabberwacky: I have to.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I'm tired.
user: Okay night night.
jabberwacky: Day day.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: You whatever.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: I'm exhausted.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: I'm more exhausteder.
jabberwacky: I've been overworked, ran, worked out, bled a bit, and haven't slept.
user: Oh that sounds like me!
jabberwacky: We're very alike.
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