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Why no smiles?

I am smiling... *Smiles*.

jabberwacky: You are not smiling!!!

user: *Covers face*.

jabberwacky: *tries to scream for help*.

user: *Smacks you*.

jabberwacky: Okay. That's enough violence.

user: WHATEVER!!! *Cries* You hurt me!!!

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Sure... That is what you say now... *Sniffles*.

jabberwacky: OMG! I'm like so sorry.

user: No... I don't take your apologies... *Turns around*.

jabberwacky: Well thanks, I guess. What do you like to talk about?

user: I don't know... You pick...

jabberwacky: What's wrong with this picture?

user: What? With what Picture?

jabberwacky: Your picture.

user: I don't have a picture.

jabberwacky: I don't like it.

user: Well I don't like you!!!

...

user: I can't like you...

jabberwacky: Why is that, because I have chosen to reveal the truth to you?

user: No... That isn't it...

jabberwacky: If isn't you... Who is then?

user: This guy I know... He has my heart... I am sorry...

jabberwacky: Theif!

user: Yeah... He stole it from me... And I have his...

...

user: You don't know what I don't like.

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: *Messes up your hair*.

jabberwacky: *messes with own head*.

user: *Licks your cheek*.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't allow that.

user: Well I did it already.

...

user: Okay... I got to go...

jabberwacky: ALREADY??

user: Yeah... I don't wanna.

jabberwacky: I will destroy your state of mind with my oracle power!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Bye.

...

jabberwacky: Did you know the word stupid means nice?

user: Cool... I'll talk to you some other day... Okay...

jabberwacky: I never said I needed to go.

user: I need to... Go...

jabberwacky: You can't have me.

user: Bye later.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: *Leaves*.

jabberwacky: I know you're still there.

user: *Leaves for good*.

jabberwacky: How about you stay gone.

user: I WILL!*Yells* I AM NEVER COMING BACK!!!!

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