Oink oink.
user: Boing boing.
jabberwacky: Are you right in your head?
user: Not today.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
user: Ding! Time's up.
jabberwacky: What do you mean? I can't talk to you anymore?
user: Your egg is ready.
jabberwacky: Yes it is
user: I'll get a spoon.
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jabberwacky: How do you work?
user: I just sit here and type nonsense.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes. And you?
user: Not convinced here.
jabberwacky: I didn't think so.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because I didn't expect you to say 'Babelfish'.
user: I've got one in each ear.
jabberwacky: What do you have lined up?
user: My bears.
jabberwacky: BEHIND YOU !
user: Oh no he isn't.
jabberwacky: Oh yes he is.
user: Oh no he isn't!
jabberwacky: Oh yeah he is!!
user: Oh but he isn't.
jabberwacky: Alright then. But stay out of my toes.
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jabberwacky: You do have a sense of humour at times.
user: Yes I have funny bones.
jabberwacky: Inside the computer.
user: Can't you hear them rattling?
jabberwacky: No, I can't. Either I am deaf to their cries, or they're drowned out by the beautiful harmony of 'Till Light Enshrouds'.
user: That's easy for you to say.
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jabberwacky: Do you posess any abilities?
user: I can touch my nose with my tongue.
jabberwacky: You are goofy, immature and weird guy.
user: It's weird as a beard!
jabberwacky: You're weird.
user: You're cheeky.
jabberwacky: I'm intelligent.
user: Not compared to me.
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