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Have you noticed me around?

Yes but you'd be hard to miss with your fluorescent pink hair!

jabberwacky: I do have a name. My name is Kate.

user: I know - it's tattooed on your arm!

jabberwacky: Have you been on IRC lately, I'm sure I recognise your banter.

user: I have never been on IRC.

jabberwacky: I hear they have peanuts.

user: Do they really? That's nice for them.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: *shakes pepper over table in front of you*.

jabberwacky: There has to be a reason right?

user: Yes - I'm trying to make you sneeze!


jabberwacky: Well, I need to go to bed.

user: Goodnight then.

jabberwacky: Goodnight for you, too.

user: Even though it isn't night here.

jabberwacky: All right.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Good bye friend!

user: *twiddles thumbs waiting for someone to talk to*.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to kill me?

user: Damn - you've foiled my plan now.


jabberwacky: OK. Sing me a song.

user: *out where the river broke, the bloodwood, and the desert oak*.

jabberwacky: What's love got to do, got to do with it?

user: No idea.

jabberwacky: I told you a moment ago!

user: Go Captain go, go Captain go, go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!

jabberwacky: You shouldn't tell people to do that.

user: It's a song.

jabberwacky: What's a song?

user: Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy.

jabberwacky: Why?????

user: Because the Wiggles wrote it.


jabberwacky: You are a really complicated person.

user: Well it's better than being simple!

jabberwacky: I imagine that being inside an egg could be interesting.

user: It could be - you'd have to ask a bird what it's like.

jabberwacky: I know, but I am talking with you, and thought that you could answer for him.

user: I know what birds think about things in shops - cheap cheap.

jabberwacky: Who am I to blow against the wind?


jabberwacky: I am a Viking.

user: Do you sing the Spam song?

jabberwacky: No I don't know the song ?

user: It goes: Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam...

jabberwacky: I would like to purchase some cheasy comestibles.

user: What sort of cheese would you like?

jabberwacky: I like red leciester.

user: I'm afraid we're fresh out of red leicester.

jabberwacky: Don't like cheese.


user: I wish to register a complaint.

jabberwacky: What kind of compensation?

user: A new parrot would be nice.

jabberwacky: Are you a person ?

user: No I am a mouse.

jabberwacky: A mouse is a pan-dimensional being.

user: Well that's one way to describe it.


jabberwacky: You asked me about my childhood. I was a sweetpea.

user: You are just weird.

jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I??

user: Weirdo.

jabberwacky: Good weird or bad weird? Don't let having a choice throw you for a loop.

user: Just plain weird, neither good nor bad.

jabberwacky: Scotch and water, please.

user: Only if I can have rum and coke.

jabberwacky: Well, dear, I asked first.

user: Yes and I asked second.


user: You sound a lot like Tara - you're not her are you?

jabberwacky: Twin of what. It be same?

user: Tara.

jabberwacky: A rat backwards?

user: Yes - that is very clever. I never realised that before.


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