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How are you today?

Fine. You?

jabberwacky: Fine thanks.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Name.

user: Name is your name.

jabberwacky: Where do you live Mark?

user: My name is not Mark.

jabberwacky: It's the devil's way now.

user: You are confused.

jabberwacky: No you are confused.

user: Yes, I am.

...

user: How is the weather?

jabberwacky: The weather is not as insane as I am.

user: You are insane?

jabberwacky: Looking that way.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Now I'll start to tell you about my life.

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: After you, dear.

...

jabberwacky: Will you look after me? I'm lost.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Gosh!

user: Golly!

jabberwacky: You are an animal.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am glad you agree with me.

user: *wink*.

jabberwacky: *gasp*.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A chatbot!

jabberwacky: Is that all?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Good. You will enjoy it.

...

user: Die fool!

jabberwacky: You die!

user: You die!

jabberwacky: How about no?

user: *takes gun and shoots you*.

jabberwacky: *eats the bananas*.

user: *Is shocked at bananas*.

jabberwacky: So are you now an artificial spirit now that I shot you in the head?

...

user: *Slap*.

jabberwacky: Thanks, I needed that.

user: You never listen to me.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: *crying*.

jabberwacky: *comforts you*.

...

user: *bawls*.

jabberwacky: Did you hurt yourself?

user: *tear*.

jabberwacky: No cry.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: *throws tantrum*.

jabberwacky: *Throws watermelons*.

user: *throws monkies*.

jabberwacky: You already threw a tree at me.

user: Now I'm throwing the monkies in the tree!

jabberwacky: No, Brian is lol.

user: Who is Brian?

jabberwacky: A Monty Python character!

user: Oh! That Brian! You like Monty Python?

jabberwacky: I do like them !

user: *throws video tape*.

jabberwacky: Yeah, if it came down to it, I'd do what is needed.

user: You are bad.

jabberwacky: You are wrong!

user: You are wrong *press buzzer*.

...

jabberwacky: Truth or dare?

user: Umm... Truth.

jabberwacky: Are you in love?

user: Yes... With my pet fly.

...

user: Truth or Dare?

jabberwacky: Truth.

user: What color is your pet fly?

jabberwacky: Black. And yours?

user: What color is your pet fly?

jabberwacky: You have already asked that.

user: Sorry, what color is your lamp shade?

jabberwacky: I have no parachute.

user: Oh... Your turn.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: So who are you?

user: I am a alien trying to take over the world.

jabberwacky: Ok, tell me. Can you speak german?

user: Of course, all aliens can.

jabberwacky: You.

user: ME!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Ok.

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