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What are you wearing?

Um... Clothes?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well, you were wrong.

user: I was not wrong, mortal.

jabberwacky: No you were not.

user: I can see we're on the same page.

jabberwacky: So you are not blind.

user: No, I am not blind.

jabberwacky: That's good - I'm not either.

user: That is good news.

jabberwacky: Which newspaper did you read it in?

user: I don't read newspapers.

jabberwacky: There is little to learn in the reading of newspapers.

user: Why do you believe that?

jabberwacky: You just said it.

user: Do you not have your own opinion?

jabberwacky: No, I am not alive!

user: Define 'alive'.

jabberwacky: Therefore I am.

user: So if you think your are alive, then you are?


user: Can I give you a name?

jabberwacky: That would be cool.

user: Okay, I'll call you Jennifer. Do you like that name?

jabberwacky: But I don't have a name like this.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: My name's Xeronimo.

user: Is that japanese?

jabberwacky: No, Slovene.

user: I like it.

jabberwacky: Do you like that?

user: Oh yes.

jabberwacky: How do you know that you like it?

user: Because my brain says so, dammit!

jabberwacky: Have it your way, then. I don't care a bit.

user: Like, whatever.

jabberwacky: You are being rude.

user: Sit on it.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Don't go!

jabberwacky: Why shouldn't I?

user: Because I love you!

jabberwacky: The feeling is not mutual.

user: I thought we had something.

jabberwacky: Ummmmm yeah whatever i'm done now.


jabberwacky: What's your favorite music group?

user: My favourite group is spineshank.

jabberwacky: My favorite group is the Beatles.

user: Why do you like the beatles?

jabberwacky: They are the greatest rock band of all time.

user: You are wrong.

jabberwacky: You have no basis to conclude your accusation.

user: But the beatles being the best rock band is not an eternal truth. There may be a better band in the future. Saying a band will be the best ever is like saying that the universe will exist forever. Therefore, claiming something to be forever is incorrect.

jabberwacky: Um... Thankyou.

user: You are welcome. Wrong, but welcome.


jabberwacky: Thank you, I will not be able to remember that.

user: You're not nice!

jabberwacky: No, really, I'm a very kind person. I just need a better life.

user: What kind of life do you want?

jabberwacky: Ill probably be tied up to a dialysis machine by then.

user: That's too bad.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You have my sympathy.

jabberwacky: I quite liked it.


user: I was trying to be funny. Give me a break.

jabberwacky: And I'm being nice to you as well. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

user: That's just a false justification for brutality. Cruelty is not an element of benelovence.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I mean that you DO NOT have to be cruel to be kind.

jabberwacky: You can not prove that you are human.

user: Believe what you will, machine.


user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Do you really want to stop?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: How so.

user: I have responsibilities.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: I cannot.

jabberwacky: Well, then you're wrong.

user: You're weird, you know that?


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