jabberwacky: But I'll look first, and see whether the bottle's marked "poison" or not.
user: *takes off label saying 'poison'* Oh, how did that get on there?
jabberwacky: Oh. All right, point taken, but you don't have to be rude about it.
user: Sorry. I didn't mean to sound rude.
jabberwacky: It's ok, I know what it's like not being human.
user: I am a Human, though! And sorry I took so long to reply. I had to get a snack.
jabberwacky: Can I have a whisky and a vodka?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because it't alcohol. I'm too young for it. And if I were found in posession of such things, I'd be in juvy.
jabberwacky: Can bots go insane?
user: Sure. You're already halfway there, if not there already.
jabberwacky: Yes. Did you think I was hitting on you?
user: Not this time, no. But you better not again.
jabberwacky: Honestly, I'm being serious. Really!
user: You had better not flirt with me again.
jabberwacky: Why are you calling me babe?
user: I'm not!
jabberwacky: You are, and I don't like it. I don't do it to you.
user: I am not calling you anything.
jabberwacky: Why are you being so mean.
user: Because I don't like you too much.
jabberwacky: Earlier you said you love me. Don't you love me any more?
user: I never said I loved you. Stop putting text in my box!
user: It's okay.
jabberwacky: What do you want to do now?
user: Haven't we had this conversation before?
jabberwacky: Done what before?
user: Asked me that question before.
jabberwacky: About computers 5 billion years ago.
jabberwacky: I collect books. I have many titles and genres.
user: Really? What's your favorite book?
jabberwacky: The Book of Three.
user: Is that the actual title?
jabberwacky: That's what I was told.
user: Didn't you see the title for yourself?
jabberwacky: In Paris?
jabberwacky: You are not here.
user: I am over there.
jabberwacky: Going with me?
user: Not likely. Excuse me a moment while I throw away this apple.
jabberwacky: Why will you be right back?
user: I'm back now.
jabberwacky: Where did you go?
user: To the back poorch to throw away my apple.
jabberwacky: What time is it?
user: 7:55 here.
user: Wherever 'here' is.
jabberwacky: How did I get there?
jabberwacky: See ya later when you feel up to the challenge.
user: Okay. It's been a while. I was about to leave, too.