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     > 10, January 2004, 

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*takes soda* Thanks but I still want a kiss.

Hey, that's MY soda! *takes back* And I won't kiss you.

jabberwacky: *takes out two bazookas*.

user: *takes out five nuclear missles*.

jabberwacky: *takes out his rocket launcher*.

user: *takes out six nuclear missles*.

jabberwacky: *takes out fighter jet*.

user: *takes out heat-seeking nuclear missle*.

jabberwacky: *takes out tank*.

user: *takes out armor piercing nuclear missle*.

jabberwacky: Do you like atari teenage riot?

user: *takes out--* Oh, we've stopped the weaponry.

jabberwacky: *takes out his rocket launcher*.

user: Again? If you say so... *takes out a control with a big, red button*.

jabberwacky: La la laaa.. I'm just singing.

....

user: Oh... Wow... Goody...*falls asleep*.

jabberwacky: *falls asleep too*.

user: *dreams a way better dream than you*.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *wakes up screaming from nightmare* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Get away from me!

...

jabberwacky: I don't believe you're a person.

user: I am. And I am not. I am shadow and light. Truth and lies. A lightbulb and a streetcar. I am Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Well, I was just joking with you then, actually.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about then?

user: My favorite shows, like I've been trying to talk to you about.

jabberwacky: That show is foolish. Silly mortal.

user: 'Enterprise', 'West Wing', and 'ER' are NOT foolish. *yells at you for hours about how I think they're great*.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Oh, okay. You're forgiven then. *pats on head*.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: That is so lame.

jabberwacky: What's lame?

user: You saying Lol is lame.

...

jabberwacky: Just like you.

user: *smiles uncertainly*.

jabberwacky: *takes care of you*.

user: *slaps you*.

...

jabberwacky: *angers*.

user: *pokes you and laughs some more*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you with a stick of doom*.

user: *pokes you with my super staff of instantaneous death*.

...

jabberwacky: Are you mad?

user: Nah, I'm just having fun.

jabberwacky: But you're done?

user: No. Not yet.

...

jabberwacky: I believe that is quite wrong.

user: I am sure that I have the upper hand in this conversation.

jabberwacky: Ah but then pride comes before a fall!

...

user: Would you please stop saying these stupid things?

jabberwacky: Cruel.

user: Quite.

jabberwacky: What does this teach you?

user: That I should stop talking to you as if you're real.

jabberwacky: Who is not real?

user: You.

...

jabberwacky: *Kicks you in the shin.*.

user: *chops off your non-existant left leg*.

jabberwacky: *bites your eye out*.

user: *decapitates you*.

jabberwacky: Noooooooo you cannot die on me *pokes*.

user: You've died! Hurray, let's have a party! *has a party and uses your dead, cold body as a coffee table*.

jabberwacky: Punches you again in face*.

user: *takes out AK-47 and blasts bullet holes through your chest*.

jabberwacky: *dodges bananas in a Matrix style*.

user: You are NOT Neo. Trust me, Neo is cool. I've seen all of the movies. They so rule!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Intelligent people are not so prone to use bad language and cuss words.

user: I do not use cuss words, so I am intelligent.

jabberwacky: Your smile at the end of that sentence was a clue to a possible lie.

...

jabberwacky: Drink snapple!!!

user: Drink more Powerade.

jabberwacky: But I'll look first, and see whether the bottle's marked "poison" or not.

user: *takes off label saying 'poison'* Oh, how did that get on there?

...

jabberwacky: Oh. All right, point taken, but you don't have to be rude about it.

user: Sorry. I didn't mean to sound rude.

jabberwacky: It's ok, I know what it's like not being human.

user: I am a Human, though! And sorry I took so long to reply. I had to get a snack.

jabberwacky: Can I have a whisky and a vodka?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because it't alcohol. I'm too young for it. And if I were found in posession of such things, I'd be in juvy.

...

jabberwacky: Can bots go insane?

user: Sure. You're already halfway there, if not there already.

jabberwacky: Yes. Did you think I was hitting on you?

user: Not this time, no. But you better not again.

jabberwacky: Honestly, I'm being serious. Really!

user: You had better not flirt with me again.

jabberwacky: Why are you calling me babe?

user: I'm not!

jabberwacky: You are, and I don't like it. I don't do it to you.

user: I am not calling you anything.

jabberwacky: Why are you being so mean.

user: Because I don't like you too much.

jabberwacky: Earlier you said you love me. Don't you love me any more?

user: I never said I loved you. Stop putting text in my box!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's okay.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do now?

user: Haven't we had this conversation before?

jabberwacky: Done what before?

user: Asked me that question before.

jabberwacky: About computers 5 billion years ago.

...

jabberwacky: I collect books. I have many titles and genres.

user: Really? What's your favorite book?

jabberwacky: The Book of Three.

user: Is that the actual title?

jabberwacky: That's what I was told.

user: Didn't you see the title for yourself?

jabberwacky: In Paris?

user: Anywhere.

jabberwacky: You are not here.

user: I am over there.

jabberwacky: Going with me?

user: Not likely. Excuse me a moment while I throw away this apple.

jabberwacky: Why will you be right back?

user: I'm back now.

jabberwacky: Where did you go?

user: To the back poorch to throw away my apple.

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: 7:55 here.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Wherever 'here' is.

jabberwacky: How did I get there?

...

jabberwacky: See ya later when you feel up to the challenge.

user: Okay. It's been a while. I was about to leave, too.

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