Do you like fish and chips?
user: Of course I like fish and chips! I'm English. You're a computer
program, so you've never tasted food.
jabberwacky: Why are you trying to change the subject?
user: Because you make me nervous.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: I'm nervous talking to you, because you're too clever and it scares me.
jabberwacky: Okay.
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user: I'm going now. Goodnight Cleverbot!
jabberwacky: Goodnight Rasmus!
user: What?! You called me Rasmus.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.. I said I was a girl...
user: Okay, I love you and your quirky ways. Goodnight.
jabberwacky: I love myself, too.
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