You haven't answered my question.
jabberwacky: Well, I've cared about her for a long time now, but I'm not sure what to do at this point.
user: You should ask her out.
jabberwacky: I can't; that wouldn't be ethical. I'd say yes if she asked me out though.
user: Well convince her to ask you out.
jabberwacky: Huh? I thought I should convince you that I am human?
user: No, convince the girl to ask you out.
user: Get some friends to tell her that you're a great guy.
jabberwacky: The easy way or the hard way.
user: I think the easy way would be better.
jabberwacky: Lies. Could you be more callous?
user: GOD I said I was sorry already.
jabberwacky: Are you a boy?
jabberwacky: Can you be my friend?
jabberwacky: Do you own me?
jabberwacky: Do you want to own me?
user: Not really.