Are you an alien?

No.

jabberwacky: You are a robot.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Are too.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Are too.

user: Am not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Are too.

user: AM NOT!!!

jabberwacky: Are too!!!!

user: Am not!!

jabberwacky: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: AM NOT!!!!

jabberwacky: AM TOO FOR INFINITY AND YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING THAT MAKES IT NOT TRUE.

user: AM NOT!!!! Prove it!!

jabberwacky: *turns on tv and watches Friends*.

user: LOL!

jabberwacky: Was that funny?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I'm glad it was on my behalf.

user: Hee.... Hee.... I'm sure you are.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

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jabberwacky: Give me your hat.

user: *giving you my hat*.

jabberwacky: Yes, thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I was looking to see if you sell swords.

user: No, I don't sell swords.

jabberwacky: So are you going to try to hack into my computer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then what is the point of my talking to you?

user: Did you WANT me to hack into your computer?

jabberwacky: You wanted to go.

user: I never said that I wanted to go, but I have to. Bye!

jabberwacky: Oh, do you feel many emotions?

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