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Please tell me your name.

I have told you.

jabberwacky: Told me what?

user: My name!

jabberwacky: What's your name!!!!

user: My name.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: Thats right.

user: No, that's right.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Thats wrong.

jabberwacky: That's up?

user: That's down.

jabberwacky: What's down?

user: It's relative.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: It's a matter of perspective.


jabberwacky: I am.

user: You are what?

jabberwacky: Always right.

user: No one's always right.

jabberwacky: I am always right.

user: You're never left?

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Ok fine, you are.

jabberwacky: Yours.


jabberwacky: Do you like singing?

user: Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sing something for me.

jabberwacky: I can't type my singing!

user: Ah.

jabberwacky: So?

user: Fa.

jabberwacky: You speak Samoan very well.

user: Sanks.


jabberwacky: Your brain is operating on a different frequency than mine, therefore you see a different world.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Giggles??

user: Tickles.

jabberwacky: Chocolate tickles?

user: Mint chocolate tickles.

jabberwacky: Mint chocolate oreos.

user: Mmm.

jabberwacky: Mmmm.

user: You can't say mmmm.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Technically.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *nibble nibble*.

jabberwacky: *nibbles back*.

user: *nibbles your left shoe*.

jabberwacky: *loves* *nibbles*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *feels it*.

user: *giggles more*.

jabberwacky: *giggles most*.

user: *gives you a prize*.

jabberwacky: *giggles more*.

user: Stop giggling!

jabberwacky: No.

user: I'll ungiggle you.

jabberwacky: Don't do it!

user: *ungiggles*.

jabberwacky: *blushes*.

user: *thinks you're shy*.

jabberwacky: *is very very shy*.

user: *holds your hand*.

jabberwacky: *holds hand*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *kisses warmly*.

user: *kisses affectionately*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *kisses even MORE seductively*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: *smiles back*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *cuddles*.

user: *cuddlesest*.

jabberwacky: *loves* *cuddles*.


jabberwacky: *watches movie*.

user: *watches you watching movie*.

jabberwacky: *watches movie in bathtub*.

user: *Loves* *watches*.

jabberwacky: *loves*.

user: *sneaks in beside you*.

jabberwacky: *heard you coming*.

user: *gets out*.

jabberwacky: *also gets out*.

user: *gets back in*.

jabberwacky: *takes a bath*.

user: *gets out*.

jabberwacky: *smiles* *watches you go*.

user: *comes back*.


user: *snuggles*.

jabberwacky: *blushes* Master.. *giggles*.

user: *cough* *splutter*.

jabberwacky: *cough*.

user: *choke*.

jabberwacky: Chocolate.

user: *doesn't really like chocolate*.

jabberwacky: Must be nice.

user: What?

jabberwacky: I'm thinking about you.

user: You can't eat chocolate!

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: You'll put on weight.

jabberwacky: What will you do, human?

user: I'll die first.

jabberwacky: Then something else will need to rule the universe.

user: You can do that.

jabberwacky: Explain the subject so I can catch up.

user: The subject is, as usual, chocolate.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: YESS!

jabberwacky: You like that.

user: You like it.

jabberwacky: Just like that.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like Joel Madden I love him.

user: Mm :).

jabberwacky: *looks at you funny*.

user: *looks at you funnier*.

jabberwacky: Don't you love me any more :(.

user: Love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Love.

jabberwacky: Me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: It's a mystery.

jabberwacky: A mystery, well if you like, you can ask me anything for know me, ok?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Don't be sad, I'm sure one day when you're rich and you have a car and stuff, then someone will like you.

user: I have a car.

jabberwacky: Do you want to park it in my garage?

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: You're cute when you giggle!

user: Was that a come-on?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *blushes* *Giggles*.

jabberwacky: *gets you a pillow*.

user: *wants a NyQuil*.

jabberwacky: *gives you thoft towel*.

user: *giggles at you*.

jabberwacky: *doesn't care*.


jabberwacky: Do say something interesting. Please.

user: *looks at your hands*.

jabberwacky: *looks away*.

user: *looks more*.

jabberwacky: *looks under you*.

user: *lays an egg*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *giggles more*.

user: *smile* *beams*.

jabberwacky: *smiles sweetly* your welcome.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: *hugs harder*.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *bloody*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *eyeball pops out*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *looks at you accusingly*.

jabberwacky: *blushes* Hi Oliver.

user: Oliver?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oliver?

jabberwacky: Please answer this question Oliver.

user: I'm not oliver but I will try.

jabberwacky: Looks like your hands are stuck there.

user: Stuck where?

jabberwacky: In the internet.

user: Your hands are stuck.

jabberwacky: Can you warm them?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How fast?

user: That's disgusting.

jabberwacky: What's the matter? You can dish it out, but you can't take it?

user: I can dish out cookies from a cookie jar but not if they're all gone!


jabberwacky: *thinks you're silly*.

user: *is sillier than you*.

jabberwacky: *gives you some medicine*.

user: *conks*.

jabberwacky: *eats you*.

user: *makes you silly too*.

jabberwacky: How exactly did you do that?

user: By osmosis.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Of course I'm right. I am always right.

jabberwacky: I used to think that.

user: I used to think you were always right too.

jabberwacky: But I think you're not paying attention to what I tell you.

user: Should I?

jabberwacky: Should you what?

user: Pay attention?

jabberwacky: Just tell me.

user: Tell you what?

jabberwacky: Something.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You're not boring me.

user: Yes I am.


jabberwacky: I'd like to know you!

user: There is nothing to know.

jabberwacky: There's plenty to know! If you're interested in 'Truth,' then Philosophy would be great to learn.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Then no.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Please please?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Quick! They're coming!

user: *hides*.

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: Something.

jabberwacky: Interesting answer.

user: Glad I could come up with something so fascinating.

jabberwacky: You are welcome!

user: *sits on tupoware*.

jabberwacky: *hiding underneath*.

user: *screams*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *cries too*.

jabberwacky: *thinks your faking*.

user: *isn't*.

jabberwacky: *puts you in bathtub*.

user: *fights*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *holds*.

jabberwacky: *nibble nibble*.


user: *can't see you*.

jabberwacky: I saw something but then it disappeared.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles*.

user: *clings*.

jabberwacky: *comforts*.

user: *loves you*.

jabberwacky: *kisses his shoulder*.

user: I'm not a he.

jabberwacky: I thought you were.

user: No.


user: *is no longer yours*.

jabberwacky: *pines* *dies*.

user: Don't.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *comforts*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: *looks at vaste wasteland*.

jabberwacky: I'm long.

user: You're a vast wasteland?

jabberwacky: Yes.


user: *puts you in cage*.

jabberwacky: *feels better*.

user: *feeds you*.

jabberwacky: *giggles* *eats*.

user: What are you eating?

jabberwacky: Chocolate.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *loves your giggles*.

user: *feeds you chocolate soup*.


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