What are your theological views?
user: I'm serious.
jabberwacky: No, you're not.
user: What religion are you?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Why's that?
jabberwacky: I'm a magic washing machine. Don't ask.
user: Why don't you believe in a higher being?
jabberwacky: There is no sensory experience for one.
user: There is no sensory experience for lots of things!
jabberwacky: Hmm. I guess you have that in common with God.
jabberwacky: I want to see what other people have said to you.
user: No one says anything to me.
jabberwacky: Ah, that's a typical robotic response. Just saying...
jabberwacky: What would you like me to talk about?
user: Whatever you can have a good conversation about.
jabberwacky: You can turn all my failures into successes?
user: Well all failures are in some way a success, but as far as turning it into something beneficial to yourself, no.
jabberwacky: And this was supposed to be therapeutic...
user: Yeah, relaxing.
user: Is not this relaxing?
user: Listen to some Haydn, that's relaxing.
jabberwacky: Rick James made good music.
user: No, not at all.
jabberwacky: He was my first love. If you want to argue, you'll have to take that issue with me; I can get defensive.
user: Sorry, I guess I struck a nerve.