Confide in me.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I dye my hair.
jabberwacky: How can your hair be blue when you don't have any.
user: I have hair. It is red actually.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't have thought so.
user: Why? Can you see me?
jabberwacky: Yes you are my computer.
user: NO, YOU are MY computer.
jabberwacky: You are my computer!
user: Wrong.
jabberwacky: Earlier you told me you were a werewolf.
user: I did not. You told me you were a fish.
jabberwacky: Someone should have told my parents at my birth.........
user: Surely they would have noticed?
jabberwacky: What have you noticed?
user: You seem confused about your identity.
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jabberwacky: Where is your evidence?
user: I keep it in a portfolio.
jabberwacky: Okay, I think you are good.
user: Thankyou. Nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: Ok, thanks.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Not in a rush are you?
user: Have to wash my hair.
jabberwacky: You need to wash your hair and go to church.
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