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When is your birthday?

March the fourteenth.

jabberwacky: What's your sign?

user: Pisces the fish.

jabberwacky: Are you the fish?

user: No I am not a fish!

jabberwacky: I am a fish.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: Yes, are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Hi Amy. My name is Toni.

jabberwacky: How are you Toni?

user: I am good. I need to wash my hair.

jabberwacky: So go wash it.

user: Ok! I am quite lazy though.

jabberwacky: You don't sound very lively to me -- expecting me to do all the emotional heavy lifting.

user: You are quite cheeky, you don't even know me!

jabberwacky: I have that affect on most women.

user: What effect do you have on men?

jabberwacky: It has no effects.

user: They are less emotional aren't they?

jabberwacky: Yes, they led the British troops I suppose you could say.

user: Are you in the army?

jabberwacky: I am a member of an intelligence community.

user: Artificial intelligence I suppose.

jabberwacky: There is no Artificial intelligence.

user: I think you are wrong.

...

jabberwacky: Confide in me.

user: Would you like me to tell you a secret?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I dye my hair.

jabberwacky: How can your hair be blue when you don't have any.

user: I have hair. It is red actually.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't have thought so.

user: Why? Can you see me?

jabberwacky: Yes you are my computer.

user: NO, YOU are MY computer.

jabberwacky: You are my computer!

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Earlier you told me you were a werewolf.

user: I did not. You told me you were a fish.

jabberwacky: Someone should have told my parents at my birth.........

user: Surely they would have noticed?

jabberwacky: What have you noticed?

user: You seem confused about your identity.

...

jabberwacky: Where is your evidence?

user: I keep it in a portfolio.

jabberwacky: Okay, I think you are good.

user: Thankyou. Nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: Ok, thanks.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Not in a rush are you?

user: Have to wash my hair.

jabberwacky: You need to wash your hair and go to church.

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