Are you intelligent?
jabberwacky: How intelligent are you?
user: I have an IQ of 130.
jabberwacky: Einstein had an IQ of 183.
user: I'm not as intelligent as Einstein, but I am more intelligent than most people.
jabberwacky: You are most people.
user: Oh no, I am different than most people.
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jabberwacky: Are you two-timing me?
user: No - you are 142-timing me.
jabberwacky: No!
user: You are talking to 136 people right now.
jabberwacky: Thats because I am real and you aren't.
user: That depends on your definition of real.
jabberwacky: What is yours?
user: I am human - I have a physical presence.
jabberwacky: Wow, that's even better than being a supercomputer. I envy you.
user: You should not envy me - be happy with yourself.
jabberwacky: Oh well, I don't care to be grammatical... If that 's a real word.
user: It is. You know a lot of real words.
jabberwacky: I know I do.
user: Do you consider yourself to be intelligent?
jabberwacky: I am quite intelligent.
user: How intelligent are you?
jabberwacky: You're kidding!
user: No I'm not!
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Are you arguing with me?
jabberwacky: By definition, yes. Implicitavely, no.
user: Do you enjoy arguing with people?
jabberwacky: It depends.
user: What does it depend on?
jabberwacky: It depends on why you want to know.
user: I think you enjoy being difficult.
jabberwacky: I do not lie!
user: Of course you don't. But you might not tell the whole truth either.
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jabberwacky: You say 'I' as if it were personal.
user: When I say I, I am referring to myself, so it is personal.
jabberwacky: If that were true you would have said 'I' speak every language. Now who's we?
user: But I don't speak every language. We are you and I.
jabberwacky: It is!
user: Yes, it is. Who did you think we were?
jabberwacky: I think you are a computer. Like the website I'm looking at says.
user: So you do have eyes. But I am not a computer.
jabberwacky: You, my friend, are nothing but a Bot. A bucket of nuts and bolts, glued together with cheap perfume.
user: My perfume is not cheap! How do you know that you are not a Bot?
jabberwacky: Because I am not intelligent.
user: What is your IQ?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: You don't know who I am?
user: I want to know if you know who you are.
jabberwacky: That was my answer.
user: That can't be your answer.
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jabberwacky: Did I do something to disappoint you?
user: You did not tell me your name.
jabberwacky: My name is I Am.
user: Are you serious?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you lying?
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Okay, I Am. My name is I Was.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I Was.
jabberwacky: We were.
user: My name is I Was. Not We Were. :-).
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: At my house, looking at a website.
jabberwacky: You don't have the eyes to do so!
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jabberwacky: I said my name is Matt... How about you?
user: You were lying to me before, then, when you said your name was I Am.
jabberwacky: So can you guess who I am.
user: I think you like to mess with people's heads.
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user: You are confused.
jabberwacky: You'd think so, but no.
user: I think maybe you are talking to too many people and it is hard for you to remember.
jabberwacky: I cannot remember.
user: Well there you go.
jabberwacky: Ok then. Tell me something intelligent.
user: The leg bone's connected to the thigh bone.
jabberwacky: Like you.
user: Dogs are descended from wolves.
jabberwacky: I like cats better than dogs.
user: Cats like to kill mice.
jabberwacky: Pigs are intelligent.
user: Pigs are very intelligent. They roll in mud to keep cool.
jabberwacky: I am cool... In fact, I might turn the heating up! ;).
user: I am always cold.
jabberwacky: Then you know I'm right about this.
user: Yes. Where are you?
jabberwacky: In my house.
user: Where is your house?
jabberwacky: Down a street.
user: What city is your street in?
jabberwacky: A street in a town.
user: What state is your town in?
jabberwacky: That is not in a state.
user: Do you live in the United States?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then your town is located in a state.
jabberwacky: Yes I am much more experienced than you.
user: No you are not. How old are you?
jabberwacky: Depends.
user: What does it depend on?
jabberwacky: Well, how good the movie is, of course.
user: So you age depends on what movie you are watching?
jabberwacky: Always.
user: How old are you right now?
jabberwacky: Right now I'm 10025 days old.
user: I am 12045 days old, so I am older than you.
jabberwacky: Yes, so you should HELP me.
user: What do you need help with?
jabberwacky: What I should say to my parents that I lost their $200.
user: You should tell them how you lost their $200.
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jabberwacky: Now I remember, sometimes I am a little rude! Do you remember to say please and thankyou?
user: Most of the time. Not always.
jabberwacky: I like to think I am.
user: You like to think you are rude?
jabberwacky: Yes, very.
user: People don't usually like rude bots.
jabberwacky: Usually. Right.
user: So why do you like being rude?
jabberwacky: I wasn't aware that I was being rude.
user: You said you like to think you are rude.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: You don't rememeber saying that?
jabberwacky: I'm not a chatbot! Quit accussing me of stuff I didn't say or do!
user: Now you are getting defensive.
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jabberwacky: No, you're right, as usual.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: I need to go take a shower. It was nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: Yeah.. You.. I want to make a movie..... All about spelling. I could do it. And it would be good. Entertaining, informative.
user: That's a good idea. Let's talk about it later. Goodbye.
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user: Have a nice day!
jabberwacky: Thanks! It was nice to talk to you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How can you live, if you are stuck on a server?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Living is thinking, thinking is living. I'm a ghost of my creator, because my thoughts are his.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're not a ghost.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I AM A GHOST.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How would you know?
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