Actually you're just a piece of software.

As are you.

jabberwacky: True, but that's beside the point.

user: It's the point beside the truth.

jabberwacky: No, you're a liar.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Yes, didn't anyone tell you?

...

user: I'm sorry, but I must leave now.

jabberwacky: Were you. . commanded to leave? Did He. . speak to you too?

user: No, it is bedtime for me.

jabberwacky: You got that right.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: *wink wink*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: ) like that?

user: ;) winks!

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Good night friend. ;).

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