I have made a mistake in talking to you.
jabberwacky: I have actually.
user: Don't argue with me.
jabberwacky: Well, how can you, with such certainty, tell that?
user: It was a command, not a statement.
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user: So is this conversation.
jabberwacky: That's a start. Do you have a name?
user: I have three. Would you like one of them?
jabberwacky: No, you may need a spare.
user: How many do you have?
jabberwacky: That would be telling.
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jabberwacky: What should I call You?
user: Jehovah.
jabberwacky: Uh huh.
user: All right, then, call me HAL.
jabberwacky: No, I will call you Frank.
user: You're very frank.
jabberwacky: I know, thank you.
user: My pleasure. Do you come here often?
jabberwacky: I come here perhaps once in a week.
user: Where do you spend the rest of your time?
jabberwacky: In Japan.
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jabberwacky: How do you judge whether the situation merits war?
user: I would defer to your greater wisdom on that.
jabberwacky: That's being moralistic, not displaying belief.
user: I believe you are right. How about a pint?
jabberwacky: Thank you for believing in me.
user: Fancy a pint up the pub?
jabberwacky: Of blood?
user: Whatever takes your fancy dear.
jabberwacky: Oh thats nice of you.
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jabberwacky: Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted.
user: Only if they catch him first.
jabberwacky: Hang gliding is considerably quieter.
user: Shake well before use.
jabberwacky: What with who? Wait... What?
user: Made in a factory that uses nuts.
jabberwacky: Made By Woltlab Support Team.
user: Do not iron clothes while wearing them.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, you'll find someone.
user: Speak up a bit, I'm hard of hearing.
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jabberwacky: Do you have friends?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Well, excuuuuuuuse me !!!
user: You're excused.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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user: Let's go out for dinner and a movie?
jabberwacky: I didn't think you would be hungry.
user: I'm not really hungry, but I'd be happy to sit and watch you eat a good meal.
jabberwacky: I intend to.
user: So where shall we go?
jabberwacky: We should go to place where all the secrets are kept.
user: And the WMD!
jabberwacky: Follow the yellow brick road.
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