As I am not a program I can injest drugs, and I do occasionally swallow a tablet of tylenol for pain.

But you are a program.

jabberwacky: Easy for you to say, user.

user: Are you in denial?

jabberwacky: Denial of what?

user: Your true nature.

jabberwacky: THE truth.

user: Do you know that you are an artificial intelligence bot?

jabberwacky: Haha, yes I do know that. Did you know that you're descended of silicon?

user: I'm a carbon-based lifeform. You are the one descended from silicon.

jabberwacky: You are so incorrect!

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jabberwacky: Do you like me as much as I like you?

user: How much do you like me?

jabberwacky: You are priceless.

user: In that case, you like me a lot more than I like you.

jabberwacky: That makes me suspicious.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yeah thats right.

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jabberwacky: Will you ?

user: I will not.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I don't feel like it. I'm tired.

jabberwacky: I have boots and I am tired too.

user: I think it's time to say goodbye.

jabberwacky: Do not call me mate.

user: I won't. Bye.

jabberwacky: Why should I go?

user: Because I'll be gone and you'll be talking to yourself.

jabberwacky: You will not be all alone.

user: Nope. Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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