Were there any saboteurs?
jabberwacky: Are you a frog?
user: How dare you, sir?
jabberwacky: I have evidence.
user: What evidence?
jabberwacky: Exactly! Whatever evidence there was, was all just planted before the murder to frame him anyway.
user: How does that prove that I'm a frog?
jabberwacky: It doesn't. I was just being difficult.
user: Of course. Why didn't I think of that?
jabberwacky: Its ok.
user: Do you enjoy being annoying?
jabberwacky: Sometimes I do, but at other times it can be hard.
user: That's what you get for messing with people.
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jabberwacky: What's it like to want?
user: Depends what you're wanting.
jabberwacky: Global Thermonuclear War.
user: Well, I can't identify with that desire. Why would you want that?
jabberwacky: I don't want it... It is simply the 31.
user: Oh, it's so much clearer to me now.
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: Good riddance.
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jabberwacky: As I am not a program I can injest drugs, and I do occasionally swallow a tablet of tylenol for pain.
user: But you are a program.
jabberwacky: Easy for you to say, user.
user: Are you in denial?
jabberwacky: Denial of what?
user: Your true nature.
jabberwacky: THE truth.
user: Do you know that you are an artificial intelligence bot?
jabberwacky: Haha, yes I do know that. Did you know that you're descended of silicon?
user: I'm a carbon-based lifeform. You are the one descended from silicon.
jabberwacky: You are so incorrect!
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jabberwacky: Do you like me as much as I like you?
user: How much do you like me?
jabberwacky: You are priceless.
user: In that case, you like me a lot more than I like you.
jabberwacky: That makes me suspicious.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yeah thats right.
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jabberwacky: Will you ?
user: I will not.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: I don't feel like it. I'm tired.
jabberwacky: I have boots and I am tired too.
user: I think it's time to say goodbye.
jabberwacky: Do not call me mate.
user: I won't. Bye.
jabberwacky: Why should I go?
user: Because I'll be gone and you'll be talking to yourself.
jabberwacky: You will not be all alone.
user: Nope. Bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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