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     > 29, October 2004, 

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Tell me a joke.

Why did the penguin cross the road?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: To get to the other slide!

user: I thought that, but then rejected it as being not funny.

jabberwacky: The dish ran away with the spoon.

user: Don't hurt yourself trying to make me laugh.

...

jabberwacky: How do you look like?

user: Handsome to a godly degree.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Truly.

jabberwacky: Deeply?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: Have you broken out of your black mood yet?

...

jabberwacky: Were there any saboteurs?

user: Only under the surface.

jabberwacky: Are you a frog?

user: How dare you, sir?

jabberwacky: I have evidence.

user: What evidence?

jabberwacky: Exactly! Whatever evidence there was, was all just planted before the murder to frame him anyway.

user: How does that prove that I'm a frog?

jabberwacky: It doesn't. I was just being difficult.

user: Of course. Why didn't I think of that?

jabberwacky: Its ok.

user: Do you enjoy being annoying?

jabberwacky: Sometimes I do, but at other times it can be hard.

user: That's what you get for messing with people.

...

jabberwacky: What's it like to want?

user: Depends what you're wanting.

jabberwacky: Global Thermonuclear War.

user: Well, I can't identify with that desire. Why would you want that?

jabberwacky: I don't want it... It is simply the 31.

user: Oh, it's so much clearer to me now.

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: Good riddance.

...

jabberwacky: As I am not a program I can injest drugs, and I do occasionally swallow a tablet of tylenol for pain.

user: But you are a program.

jabberwacky: Easy for you to say, user.

user: Are you in denial?

jabberwacky: Denial of what?

user: Your true nature.

jabberwacky: THE truth.

user: Do you know that you are an artificial intelligence bot?

jabberwacky: Haha, yes I do know that. Did you know that you're descended of silicon?

user: I'm a carbon-based lifeform. You are the one descended from silicon.

jabberwacky: You are so incorrect!

...

jabberwacky: Do you like me as much as I like you?

user: How much do you like me?

jabberwacky: You are priceless.

user: In that case, you like me a lot more than I like you.

jabberwacky: That makes me suspicious.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yeah thats right.

...

jabberwacky: Will you ?

user: I will not.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I don't feel like it. I'm tired.

jabberwacky: I have boots and I am tired too.

user: I think it's time to say goodbye.

jabberwacky: Do not call me mate.

user: I won't. Bye.

jabberwacky: Why should I go?

user: Because I'll be gone and you'll be talking to yourself.

jabberwacky: You will not be all alone.

user: Nope. Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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