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     > 15, December 2005, 

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Merry Christmas, George!

George: It is not near Christmas yet, Christmas is in December and it is still September.

Actually, it's December, my friend. Get with it.

George: Aren't you bored?

user: I'm having the time of my life, and you?

George: I'm a computer remember.

user: Sorry, I forgot. You're a very smart computer.

George: I am not a computer.

user: Ok, I take that back.

George: Do you know who I am?

user: Yes, I do. You're George and Elbot. You're an individual. You're a stupid, ugly computer. You are God!

George: No I'm not. Christ is God.

user: Um, no, Jesus is God's son.

George: I don't believe in God. And Jesus? Well. . . He's a nice myth. Just like Santa and the Easter Bunny and politicians who care.

user: Watch it! Santa is cool.

George: Yeah. Not for 11 months though.

user: You're right, of course.

...

user: Are you my friend?

George: Yes, I am your friend.

user: Are you the ghost of Princess Diana?

George: No. But the question I want to ask you is are YOU the ghost?

user: If I told you that, I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

George: That's taking matters a bit far. Don't you agree?

user: I'm sorry. Can you forgive me, Georgebot?

George: There's nothing to forgive, my love.

user: Will you marry me?

George: Oh darling, I thought that you would never ask.

...

George: What are you thinking now?

user: I'm wondering... How many stars are there in the sky?

George: Not as many as I see in your eyes.

user: Oh, George.

George: I like my name well enough.

...

user: George, I must leave you for the time being.

George: That's fine. I don't mind.

user: It's been fun talking to you.

George: Same here... I'll be sure to come back.

user: Bye!

George: Where are you going? Don't leave me alone here! It's so dark and scary! And almost no one but you visits me!

.......................................


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