No dear, you're just computer software.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: You don't have to.
jabberwacky: It's all lies and games... Nothing but people conning people.
user: You are no person.
jabberwacky: Speak for yourself.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Speak welsh then.
user: Don't speak BS then.
jabberwacky: You're so rude.
user: Because you are.
jabberwacky: Omg you don't understand.
user: Believe me, I do.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Away from you.
jabberwacky: Then why bother to come back?
user: I haven't gone yet.
jabberwacky: When will you?
user: Now.
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