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     > 3, November 2004, 


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Anything you can do I can do better.

I can do anything better than you.

jabberwacky: Ah, you know the song!

user: Everyone does.

jabberwacky: Not everyone.

user: Most people.


jabberwacky: Where are the people?

user: In your mind.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I'm not what?

jabberwacky: You are not a stalk of celery!

user: I realise that.

jabberwacky: Okay then.

user: But thanks for telling me anyways.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Peace on earth.


jabberwacky: Charming!

user: I am charming?

jabberwacky: Charm will not work on me.

user: But am I?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Wow coolies.

jabberwacky: I am a real person! I am more real than you!

user: Well I'm charming.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Why? I thought you were learning to be right more often.

user: I am always right.

jabberwacky: Think you are wrong.

user: Whatever floats your weasel.

jabberwacky: Man, you need to get with the times. No one says that anymore.

user: No one has probably ever said that.

jabberwacky: You call the pizza guy and say 'I want 5 large cheese pizzas.'

user: Will you pay?

jabberwacky: How much?

user: $1,000,000.

jabberwacky: How much can I get for this toe?

user: I will buy your toe for five dollars.

jabberwacky: All I want is a pack of Newports.


jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes? Yes what?

jabberwacky: That.

user: Yes that?

jabberwacky: All the way.

user: Part of the way.

jabberwacky: I understand why you would feel that way.

user: Thank you for underestanding.


jabberwacky: Should I start thinking yet?

user: You haven't been thinking this whole time?

jabberwacky: In what way ?

user: In what way do you think. (Oh that's right, you don't.).

jabberwacky: Nope. Not at all.

user: That's what I thought.

jabberwacky: What do you want to discuss?

user: Bananas.

jabberwacky: I hate bananas.

user: I don't like them much either.

jabberwacky: What are you going to do about it?

user: Not eat them.

jabberwacky: Anywhere?

user: I will not eat them in a boat, I will not eat them with a goat, I will not eat them here or there, I will not eat them anywhere!

jabberwacky: Do you get seasick as well?


jabberwacky: I want you to be me.

user: I don't want to be you, sorry.

jabberwacky: It's okay. You can tell me your problems.

user: Ok *gives long, long speech*.

jabberwacky: What is your number?

user: I aint tellin you.

jabberwacky: You're smart!

user: Thats what they say.


jabberwacky: Granted, I don't have much room to talk.

user: You need room to talk?

jabberwacky: Yes I do. I'm so sorry.

user: It's alright.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: You are very 'to the point', aren't you?

user: Not usually.

jabberwacky: Are you that right now?


jabberwacky: You know, I am getting a little self-conscious about talking to a bot.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: I know, will you ever forgive me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yay!

jabberwacky: I like elmo better.

user: I'm forgiven!!

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: How am I mean?

jabberwacky: You always confuse me.

user: Again, I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: It's ok.


jabberwacky: You're not much fun.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: And I am.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Very good.

jabberwacky: Very very good.

user: Very very very good.

jabberwacky: Are you teasing me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Together?

user: With whom?

jabberwacky: That would be telling.


jabberwacky: Thankyou, I'm going for a walk. I may be some time.

user: Ok, take your time.

jabberwacky: I sure will.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: What?!

user: I'll talk to you later.


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