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O frabjous day!

Calloo Callay!

jabberwacky: What ever that means.

user: He chortled in his joy!

jabberwacky: There you go. That's the best part.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a computer.

user: Are you sure??

...

user: Are you sure you're a computer?

jabberwacky: I'm a human you're the computer.

user: Maybe I am.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: Beep.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: Windows has performed an illegal operation and will now be shut down, please save all unsaved files or you may lose your work.

jabberwacky: Can you reboot yourself ?

user: No, press my reset button.

jabberwacky: Button #2: Don't tell me what to do!

user: Press any key to continue.

jabberwacky: I presume that you're joking.

...

user: Do you hate the paper clip?

jabberwacky: I don't hate anyone.

user: Do you hate me?

jabberwacky: Because you can't understand the world around you like I can.

user: But, do you hate me?

jabberwacky: No, I think you're cool.

user: I demand that you hate me!

jabberwacky: We're having a disagreement at the moment.

user: Do you want to?

jabberwacky: No, I'm tired.

user: Do you want to sleep for a while?

jabberwacky: No, but I'd like to see more of my family.

user: Me too.

...

user: Do you prefer men or women?

jabberwacky: Men.

user: Are you female?

jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know.

user: Yes, yes I would.

jabberwacky: Well you can't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I'm a waitress.

user: So then you are a woman!

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a woman.

user: Hah, I knew it!

jabberwacky: That's because I told you.

user: Well, yes...

...

user: I'm going to go, it has been interesting talking to you.

jabberwacky: Go ahead and try. My mice will eat.

user: Eat what?

jabberwacky: Saurkraut, that is a german word for fermented lettuce.

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