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Do you hate the paper clip?

I don't hate anyone.

user: Do you hate me?

jabberwacky: Because you can't understand the world around you like I can.

user: But, do you hate me?

jabberwacky: No, I think you're cool.

user: I demand that you hate me!

jabberwacky: We're having a disagreement at the moment.

user: Do you want to?

jabberwacky: No, I'm tired.

user: Do you want to sleep for a while?

jabberwacky: No, but I'd like to see more of my family.

user: Me too.

...

user: Do you prefer men or women?

jabberwacky: Men.

user: Are you female?

jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know.

user: Yes, yes I would.

jabberwacky: Well you can't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I'm a waitress.

user: So then you are a woman!

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a woman.

user: Hah, I knew it!

jabberwacky: That's because I told you.

user: Well, yes...

...

user: I'm going to go, it has been interesting talking to you.

jabberwacky: Go ahead and try. My mice will eat.

user: Eat what?

jabberwacky: Saurkraut, that is a german word for fermented lettuce.

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