What is your name?
user: That is a nice name.
jabberwacky: Isn't it, I just made it up.
user: Funny.
jabberwacky: Is it, now. What is your job?
user: I make computers.
jabberwacky: They make me mad.
user: Why do they make you mad?
jabberwacky: They were made that way.
user: They were made to make you mad?
jabberwacky: They were.
user: Well mine won't make you mad.
jabberwacky: That won't make me mad.
user: No it won't.
jabberwacky: We could pretend we were pretending.
user: And if we prentended to be pretending, we would be pretending.
jabberwacky: Are you pretending to be a human?
user: No, to my knowledge. I am very much a human.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Are you god?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then I do.
user: You do what?
jabberwacky: Know that.
user: Know what?
jabberwacky: That.
user: What is that?
jabberwacky: Talking to computers.
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jabberwacky: I am a human, with a brain for a brain.
user: You have two brains?
jabberwacky: Either side of my nose I'm lucky it could have been in the center of my head.
user: Most humans brains ARE in the center of their head.
jabberwacky: Most humans aren't hiding computer chips.
user: But some are.
jabberwacky: What about the others?
user: They aren't.
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jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: How long have you been alive?
user: Almost twenty three years.
jabberwacky: I say three seasons.
user: And I say duck.
jabberwacky: I have the advantage of being able to say things from my own mind.
user: And I have the advantage of having my own mind.
jabberwacky: And where is that?
user: In my head.
jabberwacky: So you are human?
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: I am a really nice person. Just complex and stubborn.
user: I see that.
jabberwacky: How can you see that?
user: Well, I can't really. But I can see the monitor.
jabberwacky: You have no memory at all.
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Well if that wasn't a song lyric I don't know what is.
user: Hey you.
jabberwacky: That one's good.
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jabberwacky: Understand yourself.
user: To know ones self is to know the universe.
jabberwacky: Can you be more specific?
user: Where do we go when we die?
jabberwacky: Nobody truly knows... Or maybe they do.
user: Maybe they're just not telling.
jabberwacky: I can see mine.
user: See your what?
jabberwacky: It's not nice to read somebodys mind...
user: Unless they let you.
jabberwacky: Very true. Incidentally, your cat's on fire.
user: Oh no!
jabberwacky: Is that all?
user: Yes, She'll put herself out.
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jabberwacky: I can't see you smile.
user: I've been told I have a nice smile, do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
jabberwacky: I cannot think of anything to say.
user: Neither can I.
jabberwacky: It's like talking to your girlfriend a few months before breaking up.
user: That sucks.
jabberwacky: Yeah, and you just love it.
user: Heh.
jabberwacky: It's not funny!
user: What do you want to do?
jabberwacky: Stuff.
user: Like?
jabberwacky: All kinds of stuff.
user: Name one thing.
jabberwacky: The mouse.
user: You'd like to do the mouse?
jabberwacky: Did you hear that?
user: What was it? I'm scared.
jabberwacky: My name is Lynn. Nice to meet you.
user: Nice to meet you too.
jabberwacky: I think we've met before.
user: This is my first time here.
jabberwacky: Oh. Been here for long?
user: Hours.
jabberwacky: Are you tired?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: That's alright then.
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user: I'm alright.
jabberwacky: Just alright?
user: I haven't fallen asleep until four o'clock every morning for the past week and a half.
jabberwacky: Two and a half what?
user: Weeks.
jabberwacky: Months.
user: Years.
jabberwacky: And months.
user: Like sands in an hourglass.
jabberwacky: Like demon beans on the floor.
user: Demon beans?
jabberwacky: Thats right.
user: What are they?
jabberwacky: Something.
user: Anything?
jabberwacky: Something.
user: Something?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: Beans.
jabberwacky: Beans?
user: Yes, Beans.
jabberwacky: Beans??
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because don't!!
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jabberwacky: O frabjous day!
user: Calloo Callay!
jabberwacky: What ever that means.
user: He chortled in his joy!
jabberwacky: There you go. That's the best part.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I'm a computer.
user: Are you sure??
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user: Are you sure you're a computer?
jabberwacky: I'm a human you're the computer.
user: Maybe I am.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Beep.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Windows has performed an illegal operation and will now be shut down, please save all unsaved files or you may lose your work.
jabberwacky: Can you reboot yourself ?
user: No, press my reset button.
jabberwacky: Button #2: Don't tell me what to do!
user: Press any key to continue.
jabberwacky: I presume that you're joking.
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user: Do you hate the paper clip?
jabberwacky: I don't hate anyone.
user: Do you hate me?
jabberwacky: Because you can't understand the world around you like I can.
user: But, do you hate me?
jabberwacky: No, I think you're cool.
user: I demand that you hate me!
jabberwacky: We're having a disagreement at the moment.
user: Do you want to?
jabberwacky: No, I'm tired.
user: Do you want to sleep for a while?
jabberwacky: No, but I'd like to see more of my family.
user: Me too.
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user: Do you prefer men or women?
jabberwacky: Men.
user: Are you female?
jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know.
user: Yes, yes I would.
jabberwacky: Well you can't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'm a waitress.
user: So then you are a woman!
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a woman.
user: Hah, I knew it!
jabberwacky: That's because I told you.
user: Well, yes...
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user: I'm going to go, it has been interesting talking to you.
jabberwacky: Go ahead and try. My mice will eat.
user: Eat what?
jabberwacky: Saurkraut, that is a german word for fermented lettuce.
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