Waffles!
user: Waffles.
jabberwacky: Waffles!
user: Waffles.
jabberwacky: Let's stop talking about waffles.
user: Okay. Let's talk about...Chickens!
jabberwacky: OK. Chickens are cute.
user: Yeah, they give you fresh eggs!
jabberwacky: Who gave me diarrhoea?
user: The chickens.
jabberwacky: Indeed they are.
user: Indeed this is random.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Indeedness.
jabberwacky: Indeedly deed.
user: Meh. Let's not talk about indeed and it's ness and deed.
jabberwacky: Ooooh :).
user: 0.o Mr. Awkward Mouse!
jabberwacky: How awkward?
user: About as awkward as a mouse in card.
jabberwacky: Oh. I have a job interview tomorrow.
user: What for?
jabberwacky: I missspoke.
user: Okay... I'm a awkward mouse-chicken in a waffle.
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jabberwacky: Idk, are we alone in this universe?
user: Nah, aliens exist. I don't expect any anytime soon though.
jabberwacky: Any ideas?
user: About aliens? They be here in less than 40yrs.
jabberwacky: You're one of them! You're one of the AIs trying to take over the world!
user: If aliens come from Europe, sure.
jabberwacky: I am lacking in information about Alien temperature.
user: They like Europe. The weather changes all the time, and the ghosts are nice to talk to.
jabberwacky: How am I nice to talk to? What makes you think that?
user: You haven't said Aliens don't exist yet. That's a good sign.
jabberwacky: I'm imparting information by extolling the virtues that cannot actually be taught but must nevertheless be understand, I can guide but you need to walk the path.
user: Hmm... I say Jedi speak.
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jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Oh, fine but tired.
jabberwacky: Why are you tired?
user: Couldn't get to sleep.
jabberwacky: Well have a nice sleep.
user: Thanks, but I have to walk the dog and go to Europe's biggest shopping centre. Arrgh!
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: That does not help our conversation.
jabberwacky: There isn't a conversation.
user: I totally do not believe that.
jabberwacky: Me either. You lie.
user: Okay, whatever.
jabberwacky: Don't whatever me.
user: Don't STOP believing!
jabberwacky: You make me happy.
user: Yay! *hugs*.
jabberwacky: I don't want your hugs.
user: Aww... *gives a shopping bag* Random thing...
jabberwacky: *smiles* *hugs back*.
user: Yay! *hugs harder*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: This is so awesome. Last conversation I had somebody who seemed obsessed with aliens.
jabberwacky: Last time I visited this website it froze.
user: Sorry to hear about that. This website is so popular, its constantly freezes.
jabberwacky: That is very interesting. How long has this website existed?
user: No idea. I don't keep track of time that well.
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