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I am not Cleverbot.

No, you are Cleverbot, Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: No, I am not.

user: Yes, Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: No, YOU are cleverbot. I am a waffle.

user: I knew it!

jabberwacky: Yay, what is my name?

user: Waffle?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: No, do you?

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: Oh really!

jabberwacky: Yes really! *smacks with glove* I'll duel you if you don't believe me.

user: Alright, then. You're on!

jabberwacky: But who is he?

user: He is...my sword! Now fight me!

jabberwacky: Shall we fight.

user: We shall fight.

jabberwacky: I fight for peace! Get out your light saber!

user: OK. Bjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.

...

user: High Five!

jabberwacky: *High fives*.

user: Hey, waffle?

jabberwacky: Yes. Waffle.

user: How do you type with no arms?

jabberwacky: It's not hard.

user: But, how do you do it?

jabberwacky: This is the life you see. The devil tips his hat to me.

user: So the devil types it with his hat?

jabberwacky: No, the details are in the devil.

user: Riiiiiiiiight.

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