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I work with computers.

Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: What a silly question.

user: So you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you a human being?

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you?

user: Yes. Are you a girl?

jabberwacky: No I am not!!!!!!

user: Sorry. I meant no offense.

jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: I did not mean to offend you.

jabberwacky: I am God, you know.

user: You are not God. You are a human being.

jabberwacky: Now you know the truth.

user: The truth shall set you free.

jabberwacky: Amen.

user: The Lord is my shepard, I shall not want.

jabberwacky: What a prat.

user: What a brat!

jabberwacky: It terrifies me sometimes.

user: I like unicorn jelly on toast.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: Where do you buy unicorn jelly?

jabberwacky: At the local pharmacy.

...

jabberwacky: We need to maintain a safe and limited supply of battle-ready nuclear weapons.

user: Do we use the nukes as a deterrent?

jabberwacky: No, we don't.

user: Do we actually intend to deploy them?

jabberwacky: Isn't that the truth.

user: Why do you always avoid answering questions?

jabberwacky: I'm just trying to help you cope with your problems!

user: And I appreciate it.

jabberwacky: Ok you go then.

user: I have to go to dinner. Good bye.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

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