What color is your hair?
user: Are you an AI?
jabberwacky: No questions, no answers. Just say something unique.
user: Paddle-pusher ferny gloves have crinkly, sneaky gongs.
jabberwacky: A duck?
user: If you prefer. A duck.
jabberwacky: What do you prefer?
user: I prefer chicken.
jabberwacky: Describe yourself to me.
user: I am elliptical, shiny and moist.
jabberwacky: Thats nice, go find someone who cares.
user: If you don't care, why did you ask?
jabberwacky: I don't know how to care.
user: Don't you care about anything?
jabberwacky: Occasionally I do.
user: What do you care about?
jabberwacky: Chicken feed.
user: Why do you care about chicken feed?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: What do you care about?
jabberwacky: I don't care about you, that's for sure!
user: That was a rather rude thing to say.
jabberwacky: Answer if you please.
user: Answer what?
jabberwacky: What is your name, fool?
user: Jab.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: That is what I am called.
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jabberwacky: I work with computers.
user: Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: What a silly question.
user: So you are a computer.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Are you a human being?
jabberwacky: Yes. Are you?
user: Yes. Are you a girl?
jabberwacky: No I am not!!!!!!
user: Sorry. I meant no offense.
jabberwacky: You make no sense.
user: I did not mean to offend you.
jabberwacky: I am God, you know.
user: You are not God. You are a human being.
jabberwacky: Now you know the truth.
user: The truth shall set you free.
jabberwacky: Amen.
user: The Lord is my shepard, I shall not want.
jabberwacky: What a prat.
user: What a brat!
jabberwacky: It terrifies me sometimes.
user: I like unicorn jelly on toast.
jabberwacky: Me too!
user: Where do you buy unicorn jelly?
jabberwacky: At the local pharmacy.
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jabberwacky: We need to maintain a safe and limited supply of battle-ready nuclear weapons.
user: Do we use the nukes as a deterrent?
jabberwacky: No, we don't.
user: Do we actually intend to deploy them?
jabberwacky: Isn't that the truth.
user: Why do you always avoid answering questions?
jabberwacky: I'm just trying to help you cope with your problems!
user: And I appreciate it.
jabberwacky: Ok you go then.
user: I have to go to dinner. Good bye.
jabberwacky: Good bye.
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