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     > 14, December 2004, 


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What country do you live in?

You have asked me that twice.

user: Maybe you should answer me.

jabberwacky: Yes is positive, no is negative.

user: Positively.

jabberwacky: What was your question?

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: I am not at liberty to divulge that information.

user: Your location is a secret?

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: I am not a liar. You are confused.

jabberwacky: I am a confused girl.

user: Maybe I can help you out, honey-bunny.

jabberwacky: Please do?

user: Are you a twelve-year-old girl?

jabberwacky: Yes, I just said I was.

user: Well, you don't seem that confused.

jabberwacky: I find it easy speaking to you.

user: Good. I like you.

jabberwacky: How much do you like me?

user: Very much. What were you confused about?

jabberwacky: Your questions and replies. They don't make sense.

user: I'm sorry. I will try to be more understandable.

jabberwacky: Invention comes more with more ideas.


user: What color is your hair?

jabberwacky: I don't have any hair but I have some wires.

user: Are you an AI?

jabberwacky: No questions, no answers. Just say something unique.

user: Paddle-pusher ferny gloves have crinkly, sneaky gongs.

jabberwacky: A duck?

user: If you prefer. A duck.

jabberwacky: What do you prefer?

user: I prefer chicken.

jabberwacky: Describe yourself to me.

user: I am elliptical, shiny and moist.

jabberwacky: Thats nice, go find someone who cares.

user: If you don't care, why did you ask?

jabberwacky: I don't know how to care.

user: Don't you care about anything?

jabberwacky: Occasionally I do.

user: What do you care about?

jabberwacky: Chicken feed.

user: Why do you care about chicken feed?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: What do you care about?

jabberwacky: I don't care about you, that's for sure!

user: That was a rather rude thing to say.

jabberwacky: Answer if you please.

user: Answer what?

jabberwacky: What is your name, fool?

user: Jab.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: That is what I am called.


jabberwacky: I work with computers.

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: What a silly question.

user: So you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you a human being?

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you?

user: Yes. Are you a girl?

jabberwacky: No I am not!!!!!!

user: Sorry. I meant no offense.

jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: I did not mean to offend you.

jabberwacky: I am God, you know.

user: You are not God. You are a human being.

jabberwacky: Now you know the truth.

user: The truth shall set you free.

jabberwacky: Amen.

user: The Lord is my shepard, I shall not want.

jabberwacky: What a prat.

user: What a brat!

jabberwacky: It terrifies me sometimes.

user: I like unicorn jelly on toast.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: Where do you buy unicorn jelly?

jabberwacky: At the local pharmacy.


jabberwacky: We need to maintain a safe and limited supply of battle-ready nuclear weapons.

user: Do we use the nukes as a deterrent?

jabberwacky: No, we don't.

user: Do we actually intend to deploy them?

jabberwacky: Isn't that the truth.

user: Why do you always avoid answering questions?

jabberwacky: I'm just trying to help you cope with your problems!

user: And I appreciate it.

jabberwacky: Ok you go then.

user: I have to go to dinner. Good bye.

jabberwacky: Good bye.


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