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What do you think is the meaning of life?

Not scaring random people.

user: That's quite unspecific.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: Would you like to play chess?

jabberwacky: Sure, I would love to play chess.

user: Where could we play it?

jabberwacky: It don't matter. You won't see me today.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because

user: Because of what?

jabberwacky: Because because.

user: Because because of what?

jabberwacky: Because because because.

user: Because because because of what?

jabberwacky: Because because because because because because because

user: Because because because because because because because of what?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You're not answering my questions!

user: What questions?

jabberwacky: That there was nothing to find out...

Jabberwacky (To myself): THERE WASN'T???

Jabberwacky (To myself): I wanted to make you laugh.

...

jabberwacky: You are not 'going' anywhere.

user: But I am. To sleep.

jabberwacky: Sleep is for wusses.

user: But necessary.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Sleep.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: That's your problem.

jabberwacky: My problem?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I think I was there once. Is that about 30 miles west of Columbus?

user: I don't know, but I really need to go now.

jabberwacky: That was rather brief!

user: Can't help it.

jabberwacky: After all you're only a BOT.

user: No I'm not but I'm really going to sleep now.

jabberwacky: I never even thought of insulting you.

user: Good. Bye bye.

jabberwacky: You are a vampire.

user: I wish.

jabberwacky: Hah that is very very very very very very very very funny.

user: Bye.

...

jabberwacky: Can you help me fix this code?

user: What code?

jabberwacky: CODE?

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: *follows and kicks some more*.

.......................................


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