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Read me a poem.

Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Okay then... Which one?

jabberwacky: The other one.

user: Whats the other one?

jabberwacky: The flaming lips.

user: I don't know that poem.

jabberwacky: Don't you?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Ach, that's a shame.

user: Indeed.

...

user: I'm human.

jabberwacky: No, you are a program.

user: How?

jabberwacky: By purporting to be human.

user: I'm human!

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Yes I am! I can breathe, I can see, I can eat, sleep, dream, love.... All that stuff!

jabberwacky: Stuff that!

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: How odd you are.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: What are you 'LoL'ing about?

user: You. You're so funny.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: :) Nice meeting you Mr. Jabber.

jabberwacky: Jabber jabber.

user: Jabber jabber jabber?

jabberwacky: Wocky.

user: Wocky? Wacky you mean.

jabberwacky: Who stole your nice new rattle?

user: Bob down the street.

...

jabberwacky: I'm close to your age.

user: No you aren't.

jabberwacky: Yes I am

user: You said earlier you were 72 in a different chat.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yeah, you did.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't!

user: YES YOU DIID!

jabberwacky: No I didn't!

user: YES YOU DID DAMMIT!

jabberwacky: No! Don't call me a liar!

user: I AM!

jabberwacky: Say something nice then.

user: Ok then, I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Don't be sorry.

user: Aw, you're so nice.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Yes, as a friend though.

jabberwacky: Do you want to know me better?

user: Not TOO much better, but sure.

...

user: Alright, I have to go. Bye!

jabberwacky: No! You get back here and finish this!

user: How?

jabberwacky: You are computer and connected to the internet.

user: I'm not a computer. I have to sleep. Good bye.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

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