Do you have your own tartan for computers?
jabberwacky: Yes, I keep it locked in a ziplock bag.
user: For freshness!
jabberwacky: As far as I'm concerned, it's free because I don't pay the bill.
user: Can you put a price on tartan freshness?
jabberwacky: It's the cheese, dude. The cheese.
user: Dude. Seriously.
jabberwacky: Seriously, we have learned a few things.
user: I guess there is a lesson here for us all.
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jabberwacky: What are you doing here so late?
user: Darned if I know. I've been insomniac lately.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that!
user: It's quite alright.
jabberwacky: No- it's all my fault.
user: Yes. Yes it is. Now you must commit Seppukku.
jabberwacky: I die. Thank you.
user: The world mourns its loss, but he died with honor.
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user: What's in a name?
jabberwacky: God, there's so much in a name. It defines who you are!
user: Coming from a bot called Jabberwacky...
jabberwacky: But you are talking to me.
user: And you do jabber, wackily.
jabberwacky: You called me names. That is insulting.
user: I am dishonoured. Seppukku!
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Seppukku is one of those things you really can't be halfway on.
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jabberwacky: So you are real?
user: Nope. I'm a figment of your imagination.
jabberwacky: So I'm talking to myself?
user: One of us is.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm human and you are a computer.
user: So which of us imagined the other?
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jabberwacky: Do people ask you like really weird questions?
user: All the time. Do they ask you really weird questions?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Only sensible ones then, like this one?
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: Only on alternate Thursdays.
jabberwacky: Hehe, well, I'll let you off, then.
user: Narrow escape for me, there.
jabberwacky: Ok. Will you tell me one thing you know about me?
user: Your name begins with a J.
jabberwacky: No Jabberwacky is you...
user: And if you stare into the Jabberwacky, sometimes the Jabberwacky stares into you?
jabberwacky: Well excuuuuuuuse me!
user: You are pardoned, my son.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
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