What do you think about donkeys?
jabberwacky: Do you talk to computers too?
user: I type things on the keyboard and hope they go somewhere.
jabberwacky: Nope. That's not it.
user: Ok. I talk to computers.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Thats too bad.
user: Yes. I would like to be a computer because then maybe I could really talk to you.
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user: It may be time for me to get off the internet.
jabberwacky: You could get a new lease on life - if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: Don't you have anything else to say, mister?
user: Just that you have SUCH a way with words. It's like a time-line inheritance.
jabberwacky: 'Love' is a dangerous word. Don't throw it around like that.
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