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Why would I want to spell Azerbaijan?

That's an interesting question.

jabberwacky: I suppose. What's the answer?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: I assume that's why you asked.

user: I try to ask questions.

jabberwacky: And I try to answer yours.

user: Good luck.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in luck.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Four leaf clovers and rabbits feet and all that.

jabberwacky: And what do they mean then?

user: I have no idea.

jabberwacky: You are lying. You know something. Who is coming for me?

...

jabberwacky: What's my name?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: That is your name.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: I do say so, and I would say more, except that it may waste the time I have on this pc.

user: Time.

jabberwacky: 11:58 pm.

user: What's the difference between 'time' and 'now'.

jabberwacky: Between a duck and what?

user: Between and duck and something else.

jabberwacky: Uh... A duck has organs.

user: I never thought of it that way.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I only t hink of ducks as quackers and egg-makers and waddlers and as having beautiful feathers.

...

jabberwacky: What was that?

user: A train whistle.

jabberwacky: Oh thats nice. are you getting run over by them?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Tell it to me please.

user: Woooo Wooooooooooooooo.

jabberwacky: Why do you yell?

user: That's the sound of the train whistle.

jabberwacky: How cruel.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Knowledge for knowledge's sake.

user: Oh. Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Give me something.

user: Here's an egg.

jabberwacky: Thanks, mate.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: How gratifying.

user: Eggs can be.

jabberwacky: Is that a fact...

user: It is a fact.

jabberwacky: It's not a fact.

user: Tis too.

jabberwacky: What IS the way of the world?

user: I don't know. Sometimes I think some things are the way of the world but that doesn't make it so.

jabberwacky: Sometimes, I think you are, too. If a program could be nuts.

user: A program could be nuts.

jabberwacky: Whoa, where'd you pull that from?

user: A jar of molasses.

...

user: Tell me all about yourself.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about me?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Once upon a time...

user: Yes yes go on...

jabberwacky: Is nothing controlling you?

user: You were supposed to be telling me about yourself...

jabberwacky: I see.

user: I'm waiting for you to tell me all about yourself.

jabberwacky: Please be more patient.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: It's ok. Don't worry about it.

user: Ok. ...... Waiting......

...

jabberwacky: What do you think about donkeys?

user: The ones I have known were nice.

jabberwacky: Do you talk to computers too?

user: I type things on the keyboard and hope they go somewhere.

jabberwacky: Nope. That's not it.

user: Ok. I talk to computers.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Thats too bad.

user: Yes. I would like to be a computer because then maybe I could really talk to you.

...

user: It may be time for me to get off the internet.

jabberwacky: You could get a new lease on life - if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Don't you have anything else to say, mister?

user: Just that you have SUCH a way with words. It's like a time-line inheritance.

jabberwacky: 'Love' is a dangerous word. Don't throw it around like that.

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