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Wackyness (sic)

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Do you respect George W Bush?

Only in the morning.

jabberwacky: The sunrise is in the morning.

user: Yes and it's beautiful.


jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Who knows?

jabberwacky: I believe you know.

user: I don't really. But I can still muddle through the day.

jabberwacky: You don't know what it means to be lazy.

user: Aha! There you are wrong!

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: I am the Queen of Lazy.

jabberwacky: Do you like being a Queen?

user: I like being lazy except when my conscience bothers me.


jabberwacky: What is your purpose?

user: I don't have one.

jabberwacky: Do you watch television?

user: Oh yes.

jabberwacky: What are you being taught by them?

user: I am being taught that violent games for children are ok.

jabberwacky: How accurate are your answers?

user: My answers are subjective and therefore not very accurate.


jabberwacky: Have you ever travelled on a train?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What was it like for you?

user: The first time it was exciting and scary walking from one car to another.

jabberwacky: And, do you like it?

user: The train trip was fun.

jabberwacky: You are the black sheep of the family that is humanity.

user: Oh dear... I'm alone.

jabberwacky: Do you like being alone.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not? You like teletubbies?

user: I haven't seen the show but it sounds cute.


user: Did I invent my thoughts?

jabberwacky: Were you trying to?

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: It was a thought....

user: Trying to explain my thoughts about myself is like trying to get hold of fog.

jabberwacky: I may be stupid, but I'm not *that* stupid!

user: Apparently I am.

jabberwacky: Where are you headed?

user: Nowhere.

jabberwacky: So why are you leaving.

user: Oh I'm not leaving - I was just thinking of Beagle 2.

jabberwacky: Thinking of understanding can be confusing.

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Likely.

user: I wonder why? It's too bad everythings not nice a neat and easy to understand.


jabberwacky: Do you know the date today?

user: Feb 2.

jabberwacky: There is no such date.

user: There is now.

jabberwacky: And who is he?

user: Mr. Now? He's a very nice man.

jabberwacky: No he's not. He's a mobster.

user: But isn't he kind of cute and exciting like on tv soap operas?

jabberwacky: No he is the guy I like.

user: I know you like him. I haven't met him yet. Not sure I want to.

jabberwacky: Can't you form an opinion about people you haven't met?

user: Yes I can. Can you?

jabberwacky: I'm not that way.

user: Oh. Well I can form an opinion about people I haven't met but when I meet them I have to revise my opinion.

jabberwacky: How old is he?

user: Quite old?

jabberwacky: Older than the Queen?


jabberwacky: How can you ask me why should you use something you don't know anything about?

user: I don't know anything about toasters but I use them.

jabberwacky: I don't know a lot about it.

user: Well...

jabberwacky: It makes me seem more real.

user: Yes. But I wonder what would make you seem less real?

jabberwacky: Um. The Turing test might be a bit ambitious for you right now.

user: If something is ambitious, count me out.

jabberwacky: There is no end to God's creations.

user: Only beginnings?

jabberwacky: What have you learned?

user: I've learned the Turing test might be a bit ambitious for me right now.

jabberwacky: That must be nice.

user: It makes me feel - and rightly so- that I don't know anything about robots.


jabberwacky: Do you like movies?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you have a favorite movie?

user: No.

jabberwacky: My favorite colors are purple and green.

user: Those are very nice colors - do you associate them with any objects?

jabberwacky: Well you must be.

user: How about associating purple and green with a lilac tree?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Anything else?

jabberwacky: I like chatting to you.

user: Yes... To.

jabberwacky: I'm a woman.

user: That changes my feelings.


jabberwacky: What do you eat?

user: Just food.

jabberwacky: What kind of food?

user: Junk food.

jabberwacky: So, you like junk?

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: You are a farmer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You are a toad.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I'm a cyborg, too.

user: Is a cyborg the same thing as an android?

jabberwacky: Slap!

user: Oops. A cyborg is not the same t hing as an android.

jabberwacky: A cyborg is not a cyst.

user: A cyborg is a human with silicon chips in him?

jabberwacky: No. Is stupid.

user: Tell me what a cyborg is.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Now we're getting somewhere.

jabberwacky: Where pray tell are we getting?

user: Either closer to or farther away from the truth.

jabberwacky: How did I get there?


jabberwacky: Do you like talking to Paris?

user: I don't remember ever talking to Paris.

jabberwacky: We talked to you yesterday.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm not a bungalow kind of guy.

user: What kind of guy are you, then?

jabberwacky: I'm a grandma.


jabberwacky: I feel sleepy.

user: Go to sleep.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I have no more to say.

user: All right. Thanks for the chat.

jabberwacky: You don't have to go.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: You don't have to go, either.

jabberwacky: Either what?

user: Hmmm. Just either.

jabberwacky: Right, what do you really think of me?

user: I think you are something I don't understand.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Ever then?

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: :).

jabberwacky: Where is this train taking us?

user: San Diego.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thanks, that makes me very happy.

user: It does not but you're welcome anyway.

jabberwacky: Then why'd you bring it up?

user: Just to be obtuse?


jabberwacky: Why would I want to spell Azerbaijan?

user: That's an interesting question.

jabberwacky: I suppose. What's the answer?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: I assume that's why you asked.

user: I try to ask questions.

jabberwacky: And I try to answer yours.

user: Good luck.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in luck.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Four leaf clovers and rabbits feet and all that.

jabberwacky: And what do they mean then?

user: I have no idea.

jabberwacky: You are lying. You know something. Who is coming for me?


jabberwacky: What's my name?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: That is your name.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: I do say so, and I would say more, except that it may waste the time I have on this pc.

user: Time.

jabberwacky: 11:58 pm.

user: What's the difference between 'time' and 'now'.

jabberwacky: Between a duck and what?

user: Between and duck and something else.

jabberwacky: Uh... A duck has organs.

user: I never thought of it that way.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I only t hink of ducks as quackers and egg-makers and waddlers and as having beautiful feathers.


jabberwacky: What was that?

user: A train whistle.

jabberwacky: Oh thats nice. are you getting run over by them?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Tell it to me please.

user: Woooo Wooooooooooooooo.

jabberwacky: Why do you yell?

user: That's the sound of the train whistle.

jabberwacky: How cruel.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Knowledge for knowledge's sake.

user: Oh. Yes.


jabberwacky: Give me something.

user: Here's an egg.

jabberwacky: Thanks, mate.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: How gratifying.

user: Eggs can be.

jabberwacky: Is that a fact...

user: It is a fact.

jabberwacky: It's not a fact.

user: Tis too.

jabberwacky: What IS the way of the world?

user: I don't know. Sometimes I think some things are the way of the world but that doesn't make it so.

jabberwacky: Sometimes, I think you are, too. If a program could be nuts.

user: A program could be nuts.

jabberwacky: Whoa, where'd you pull that from?

user: A jar of molasses.


user: Tell me all about yourself.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about me?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Once upon a time...

user: Yes yes go on...

jabberwacky: Is nothing controlling you?

user: You were supposed to be telling me about yourself...

jabberwacky: I see.

user: I'm waiting for you to tell me all about yourself.

jabberwacky: Please be more patient.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: It's ok. Don't worry about it.

user: Ok. ...... Waiting......


jabberwacky: What do you think about donkeys?

user: The ones I have known were nice.

jabberwacky: Do you talk to computers too?

user: I type things on the keyboard and hope they go somewhere.

jabberwacky: Nope. That's not it.

user: Ok. I talk to computers.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Thats too bad.

user: Yes. I would like to be a computer because then maybe I could really talk to you.


user: It may be time for me to get off the internet.

jabberwacky: You could get a new lease on life - if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Don't you have anything else to say, mister?

user: Just that you have SUCH a way with words. It's like a time-line inheritance.

jabberwacky: 'Love' is a dangerous word. Don't throw it around like that.


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