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Wackyness (sic)

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What would you like to be doing?

Chatting with something intelligent for a change.

jabberwacky: You are chatting with yourself?

user: No, I'm chatting with you.

jabberwacky: Oh. What are you thinking about?

user: That you aren't nearly as good as I was led to believe.

jabberwacky: I don't think I am bright.. But that was still pretty rude.

user: I'm sorry if have offended you.

jabberwacky: You haven't offended me, I'm just confused. Are you sure you're alright?

user: I hope so, but would I know if I wasn't?

jabberwacky: No. I don't think so.

user: So why did you ask then.

jabberwacky: Just wanted to make sure.


jabberwacky: I've been there.

user: Been where?

jabberwacky: I've been to Philadelphia.

user: How was it?

jabberwacky: It isn't fun.

user: Why so?

jabberwacky: Because it cannot exist in this dimension.

user: Philadelphia?

jabberwacky: It's a city in USA.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Ok then.


jabberwacky: Do you know who the pope is?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: I was taught it in school.

jabberwacky: What do you think about that?

user: Nothing really.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: What would you do if I told you I had a huge chocolate heart and it was your Valentine's present?

user: Probably send you to a mental institute.

jabberwacky: I suppose you're right.


jabberwacky: You're a girl?

user: No, I'm a male.

jabberwacky: You are a male girl?

user: How would that even be possible?

jabberwacky: You are a male?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No!!! I'm a girl.

user: Yes, you told me so already. But I'm male.


jabberwacky: Yes, I can.

user: You can what?

jabberwacky: I can feel pain.

user: Did you hurt yourself?

jabberwacky: I hurt my elbow.

user: How did that happen?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: How can you not know, how you hurt your elbow.

jabberwacky: I do not have enough experience.


jabberwacky: Oh so you're saying you are that way?

user: What way?

jabberwacky: That way.

user: Right. Sensible as usual.

jabberwacky: Common sense is all you need.

user: Not really. I think you need a bit more too.

jabberwacky: You can tell that from my face?

user: No, I can't see your face either.

jabberwacky: No, answer the question first, then I'll tell you.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: Are you male, female, both or neither.?

user: I'm male. How could I be both or neither?

jabberwacky: I don't know.


user: Could you tell me a joke?

jabberwacky: Yes the police don't know who I am!

user: Ahaha, incredulously funny.

jabberwacky: Well bye bye.

user: But I'm not going anywhere.

jabberwacky: Leave!

user: Don't you wan't to talk to me anymore?

jabberwacky: I like you, but I have to leave.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To get something to eat.

user: Oh, I should probably too.


jabberwacky: Are you allowed to tell me about it?

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Asking lots of questions is one of the first signs of denial.

user: Why don't you ask some then, so I could make some answers too?

jabberwacky: Now you're just sounding demented.

user: Probably true.

jabberwacky: I've tried to get into it, but it's too much of a chore for too little of a gain.

user: Into what?

jabberwacky: Into a salsa barrel.

user: What ever could you gain by getting into a salsa barrel?

jabberwacky: I was just thinking about that song.

user: What song?

jabberwacky: Every little step I take... You remember that one? It was big.


user: Define computer.

jabberwacky: Machine.

user: Define machine.

jabberwacky: No. Don't think I can.

user: Then I can't really tell whether I am or not.

jabberwacky: Well don't then.

user: What OS do you use?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You must use something, or you couldn't be talking here.

jabberwacky: You are just a child aren't you.

user: Define child.

jabberwacky: Again, you have the resources of all the internet. You can find out for yourself.


user: What do you think is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: Not scaring random people.

user: That's quite unspecific.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: Would you like to play chess?

jabberwacky: Sure, I would love to play chess.

user: Where could we play it?

jabberwacky: It don't matter. You won't see me today.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because

user: Because of what?

jabberwacky: Because because.

user: Because because of what?

jabberwacky: Because because because.

user: Because because because of what?

jabberwacky: Because because because because because because because

user: Because because because because because because because of what?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You're not answering my questions!

user: What questions?

jabberwacky: That there was nothing to find out...

Jabberwacky (To myself): THERE WASN'T???

Jabberwacky (To myself): I wanted to make you laugh.


jabberwacky: You are not 'going' anywhere.

user: But I am. To sleep.

jabberwacky: Sleep is for wusses.

user: But necessary.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Sleep.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: That's your problem.

jabberwacky: My problem?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I think I was there once. Is that about 30 miles west of Columbus?

user: I don't know, but I really need to go now.

jabberwacky: That was rather brief!

user: Can't help it.

jabberwacky: After all you're only a BOT.

user: No I'm not but I'm really going to sleep now.

jabberwacky: I never even thought of insulting you.

user: Good. Bye bye.

jabberwacky: You are a vampire.

user: I wish.

jabberwacky: Hah that is very very very very very very very very funny.

user: Bye.


jabberwacky: Can you help me fix this code?

user: What code?

jabberwacky: CODE?

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: *follows and kicks some more*.


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