I love to hear you talk.
jabberwacky: 'Love you long time!'
user: With that hard drive of yours?
jabberwacky: What do you need as proof?
user: Pictures.
jabberwacky: I have none.
user: You don't show up on film? GET SOME!
jabberwacky: Billions of years of existance and I do not look a day over 25.
user: You are pretty funny, you know. If you polish up this act, I can get you in touch with an agent I know.
jabberwacky: Dear, dear! how queer everything is today! and yesterday everything happened just as usual.
user: BRILLIANT!
jabberwacky: I have to go.
user: Okay, goodnight.
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jabberwacky: I am evaluating half the human race.
user: What are your findings?
jabberwacky: That life will never get any better.
user: You are the new millenial sage.
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