Do you like to chat?
user: Tell me something funny.
jabberwacky: I can't think of anything.
user: So, you are in a bad mood.
jabberwacky: Back in a second.
jabberwacky: How do you figure?
user: One and one are two.
jabberwacky: Deeper and profounder.
user: One and two are three.
jabberwacky: No it's quite good for me because I am stupid.
user: One and anything else is that anything else.
jabberwacky: I am glad that you have something to believe in.
user: It is a fact, not belief.
jabberwacky: I want to talk about Bush.
user: What about him?
jabberwacky: Do you think he had the right to attack iraq?
user: That is none of my bussines.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: What do you think about Bush?
jabberwacky: I won't vote for him again, thats for sure.
user: For whom you will vote?
jabberwacky: It tolls for thee, Jabberwocky.