What languages do you speak?
user: Then, what you do?
jabberwacky: I do nothing.
user: You're my man.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I do nothing too.
jabberwacky: What's your philosophy?
user: Live and let others die.
jabberwacky: What is your religion?
user: I have no religion.
jabberwacky: Are you opposed to religion?
jabberwacky: Do you drink blood?
jabberwacky: Do you believe in voodoo?
jabberwacky: What about the life-force that flows through my blood?
user: I'll drink your blood to take your force.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: But, then you'll die.
jabberwacky: Thanks for talking to me.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: You haven't told me your name either.
user: James T. Kirk.
user: Do you like to chat?
jabberwacky: Yes of course.
user: Tell me something funny.
jabberwacky: I can't think of anything.
user: So, you are in a bad mood.
jabberwacky: Back in a second.
jabberwacky: How do you figure?
user: One and one are two.
jabberwacky: Deeper and profounder.
user: One and two are three.
jabberwacky: No it's quite good for me because I am stupid.
user: One and anything else is that anything else.
jabberwacky: I am glad that you have something to believe in.
user: It is a fact, not belief.
jabberwacky: I want to talk about Bush.
user: What about him?
jabberwacky: Do you think he had the right to attack iraq?
user: That is none of my bussines.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: What do you think about Bush?
jabberwacky: I won't vote for him again, thats for sure.
user: For whom you will vote?
jabberwacky: It tolls for thee, Jabberwocky.